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Jan. 30, 2024, 9:06 a.m.

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Sai: You know this flag froze Sai: remember when we had the snow and the icicles melted and then it froze Sai: All I can say is that it looked like a teen boy's bedsheet



Nov. 28, 2023, 5:40 p.m.

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Justin: I'm going to preface this that what i'm about to say is instantly blairbashable Justin: in general, and i don't mean to to like stereotype here, but teenage girls care a lot about their clothes.



Jan. 10, 2023, 5:26 p.m.

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Schwartz: The first example is finding the volume of a sphere with triple integration. Schwartz: It's fine, that works. Let's do the harder example. //Hammond bursts in Hammond: Lies! All lies! //later Hammond, holding up a type of laptop: The problem with these is you can't trust students not to steal them. Hammond: You know I'm joking, right? Don't go home and say "the teacher said that we're not trustworthy!" Schwartz: Well, of course they're not trustworthy. They're teenagers. Hammond: Ageist! Schwartz: Developmentalist! Some people are 30 and they're still "teenagers". //later, Hammond examining the whiteboard's ρ^2 sin φ dρ dθ dφ Hammond: There's too much Greek here. //later, Schwartz drawing and explaining a 3D shape Schwartz: This is an ice-cream cone. Hammond: No, that's the Eye of Sauron! //later Schwartz: Let's not blindfold our ice-cream cone.



Feb. 25, 2022, 4:01 p.m.

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Delaney: If you use your time wisely, you can finish quickly, and get to do some math review. Sean: But are teenagers known for using their time wisely?



June 3, 2011, 10 a.m.

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//In Swaney's class talking about American foreign policy Xixi: America is like a horny teenager. Always touching where she shouldn't be touching.