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#12838
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⚐ ReportRose: this is the kind of thing that will piss off Schafer, but this is America, so we are measuring sound in feet per second
#12837
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⚐ ReportRose: I’m starving Saanvi: do you want a kind bar Rose: NO! I’m saving it up for my lunch special! What part of that do you not understand!? //later Rose: i’m really hungry Rose: what kind of bar were you gonna give me? Rose: *takes bar from Saanvi*
#12822
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⚐ Report//chaotic rose anthology, january 4 "Katz, you need to stop making that joke. It should be your New Year's resolution. ... Why? Eh, maybe it's just a me thing." "You all haven't memorised the first book of Euclid like I have." "Katz, in september, on your first day of college, you should go to the professor after class and find something they did wrong to scream at them about. ... It's a good way to establish dominance." "Can I put Jonathan Fan in a phone bin?" "[Hilbert] did something different ... because he's Hilbert." "Don't zone out or get bored! Well, I can't stop you from getting bored."
#12821
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⚐ Report// Skimming through Logicomix Rose: Bertrand Russell’s parents were in a sort of… non-traditional arrangement… Stephen: A throuple? Rose: Yeah, a throuple Rose: That’s the first time I’ve said that word out loud
#12801
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⚐ Report//chaotic rose anthology, december 22 "According to the scientists -- and we all know we can trust the scientists -- the winter solstice happened at 22:30 last night. But I know otherwise, from my personal truth, ..." "Can I get some head nods from maybe 30 or 40% of the class? ... Evan's making up for it [by nodding very intensely]. Good." "Was that your question? No? Doesn't matter. I'm going to ignore your question anyway." "I know that you don't know this, because I taught you everything you know." "'The inadequacy of language became an obstacle in my journey.' I know exactly what you mean, Frege." "If you love philosophy -- or if you hate philosophy -- well, that would include everyone ..." "No. Hands down. No more student contribution."
#12789
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⚐ Report//chaotic rose anthology, december 20 "There are two ways we can go about this. When the teacher stops talking for a second, you can start talking about bullshit that's unrelated to class, or you can stop, and be quiet, and focus on what's happening in class." "Don't get mad at me, Katz! Or get mad at me, but suppress those feelings, as I often do." "I'm not going to look at the clock, because it would make me sad. ... There's no clock anyway? Great!" "Now, here's something new that will change your life. ... For the better. I have to clarify that every time." "I'm just retelling the story from october, but this time I'm using the word 'consistency' a lot." "He uses the pseudosphere, which is at my house, as part of the Christmas tree, so I don't have it with me now." "Perfect. And when I say 'perfect', I'm really crying inside. But it's only on the inside, so that's okay." "[Fus making an announcement is] the voice of nightmares." "Now we're getting to the part of this class where I make fun of Schwartz a lot." "[Schwartz is] so influenced by modern mathematics. He's like a caricature of the 21st-century mathematician." "If you ask whether something is true, Schwartz will say 'what do you mean, true? I don't care about truth! Just tell me the axioms, and give me my peanut butter sandwiches, and my water, and I'll sit in my hammock and derive the theorems.'"
#12786
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⚐ ReportChoir: [Comes in and sings the Rudolph song] Kirk: Wow, Mr Rose doesn't care about this at all, he just want to see Agnesi Rose: ...yuh
#12762
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⚐ ReportRose: last thing to define is the latus rectum Rose: very silly name but i didn't decide this
#12761
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⚐ ReportRose: whose yellow drink is this Jesse: it's mine Saanvi: what is it Jesse: it's piss *takes a sip* Saanvi: ewwww Rose: well that was great, merry Christmas everybody