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⚐ Report//Introducing to sequences Rose: So Gauss is like one of the five smartest people ever. So he was really annoying when he was like nine. In order to shut him up, Avik Style, his teacher told him to find the sum of all numbers from 1 to 100
#6072
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⚐ Report//During presentation about Neptune Tyler: So you can think about Earth's orbit like Mr. Pham, short and round. Neptune's orbit is like Mr. Rose, tall and eccentric.
#6068
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⚐ Report//During a meeting of BIG (Blair Engineers' Guild) in Schwartz's room on a Friday afternoon *BIG people are talking, Schwartz is helping a student* *Rose walks in* Kevin: Hey look, it's Mr. Rose! Misha: Yeah, he wanders in like that. *Rose walks over to lost and found pile and takes a jacket* Rose: Hey Schwartz, can I borrow this? Schwartz: Sure, just bring it back. *Rose puts on the jacket* Kevin: It doesn't quite fit. Rose: It's better than the medium girls' coat in my room. *Notices a different jacket and puts it on instead* Rose: Ah! Much better! Schwartz: Just to make sure, you know this is a student's coat? I'm leaving at 4:30, so can you... Rose: Don't worry, I'll give it back to you when I come back. Schwartz: So like, before 4:30? Rose: Nah, like, on Monday. *Leaves* Schwartz: *Speaking to BIG people* If that doesn't make it onto blairbash, I will be very disappointed in all of you.
#6067
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⚐ Report// Talking about points of inflection in Analysis 1 Rose: And up until the point of inflection things are getting better and getting better faster, but then, oh no! We get to the inflection point and now things are still getting better, but they are getting better slower. Ryan: Like when the UN shows up in a 3rd world country. Rose: And then we get better slower and slower until we reach the local max, where things are the best, but about to get bad. Ryan: Like when the UN calls the Marines. Rose: And then we get worse faster and faster, and then our function is negative and we cry. Ryan: Like when the media shows up.
#6058
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⚐ Report// Analysis 1 class is being loud Rose: You guys need to chill, this is a class of like sixteen people, and I'm constantly screaming. I think I have a new catchphrase, "Shut up, Anson." // Later, Rose is erasing something from the whiteboard Ryan: You missed a spot Rose: Shut up, Anson. // Later, JoDey's table is being loud Anson: Shut up, Anson!
#6053
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⚐ Report//Period 4 Precalc C //Rose is trying to get Alan to answer a question, but Alan is eating Rose: Drop-wait what are you eating? //looks closer Rose: A granola bar? Alan, drop the bar!
#6041
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⚐ Report//Rose's logic class is getting restless at the end of the period but he's still trying to teach Rose (singing): Ninth period seniors, one foot out the door... One step closer to DEATH!
#6027
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⚐ Report//9-19-16 was International Speak Like a Pirate Day. //An ARRRRRR joke was just made while Rose is graphing the inverse trig functions. //Mr. Hammond walks in a few moments later. Rose: Arrrrrr! A pirrrrrate's favorite graph is the arrrrrctan and arrrrrc cotan! Hammond: Arrrrrr! Well actually it's probably a parabola because when people walk off the plank they jump in an arrrrrc. Rose: We should really have been on infoflow. Hammond: Oh yeah. What is a pirate's favorite element? Class: Arrrrr-gon! Hammond: No, it's gold, you fools! Pirrrrrates don't know anything about the noble gases! You guys arrrrr all scallywags!
#6021
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⚐ Report//Finding the inverse of a matrix in class Rose: It takes about 10 minutes, so do it!
#6010
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⚐ Report//Period 7 Precal C Rose: It's kind of like I'm slipping smart pills into your diet. Harris: I'm pretty sure drugging people's food is illegal. Rose: Well it's like precal enhancing...education! Is that an acronym? Shwetha: Pee!