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#5400

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Feb. 21, 2015, 12:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose's phone starts making dog barking sounds Rose: Oh, that's... that's my ringtone for when my mom is calling.

#5397

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Feb. 20, 2015, 9:24 p.m.

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//Talking about jerk (3rd derivative of position) in analysis Rose: So I guess you could take fourth and fifth derivatives of position, but that's not really helpful. Maybe you'd want to know how fast you're..jerking... //class laughs Rose (realizing what he said): Oh, I went there. //more laughs

#5389

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Feb. 14, 2015, 8:06 p.m.

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//At Aaron's house Ben: Did you ask for a recommendation from Rose? Antares: Yeah. Ben: How far did it go? Antares: Yeah.

#5385

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Feb. 11, 2015, 7:21 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A, pd.9 Rose: Maya! What should we do now? Maya: Um...I don't know. Rose: Maya, your attitude is becoming a problem. I'm going to have to call your parents.Ben! Write "Call Maya's parents to talk about her bad attitude" on my list. How many times did I threaten to call your parents last semester, Maya? Maya: Two, I think. Rose: Well, I'm serious this time. //Maya has started laughing uncontrollably

#5375

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Feb. 7, 2015, 10:37 p.m.

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//Visiting smartphone programming, Rose has lots of bills in hand Junie: Why do you have a stack of money? Rose: *flips through them* Lots of ones, Junie...

Rose: Look at all the twenties I have! *counting* One...

rose, junie

#5373

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Feb. 3, 2015, 7:19 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Rose, I won't be here next class. Are we doing anything important? Rose: Every class is important. Student: Ok, but is it going to be super important? Rose: Every class is super important. Student: Alright, fine. What are we doing? Rose: I don't know.

#5369

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Jan. 29, 2015, 6:46 p.m.

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//A student brings an Amazon package into class and hands it to Mr. Rose. Class laughs. John: Did you order something on Amazon and get it ordered to the school? Rose: Yeah, cause I kind of live in the hood, and they, uh, they won't deliver it to my doorstop.

#5368

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Jan. 29, 2015, 6:42 p.m.

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//Rose's phone notification goes off for the third time in class. He walks over to his phone, glances at it, then hands it to Garret. Rose: Can you text back to them "Yes, in the bathroom is fine"?

#5364

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Jan. 23, 2015, 8:42 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A, talking about when the limit does not exist Rose: So even though "DNE" is the formal answer, you should put infinity or negative infinity, because it gives more information. It's like when you know that you left your sandwich in the glove compartment, but you tell someone that you left in on the glove compartment or the trunk. It's just not helpful.

#5346

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Jan. 5, 2015, 8:27 p.m.

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Rose: This paper is called focus-directrix paper. Can anyone guess why it's called focus-directrix paper? Caleb S: Does this paper have a dominatrix on it? //class laughs Rose: I don't think you know what that word means. Student: Wait, what does it mean? Rose: We'll save that for a different lesson.