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#10416
1212
⚐ ReportDelaney: If I went to the gym, and I worked out, and I had a baby, I would have a swole baby.
#10368
2222
⚐ ReportDelaney: Fun party fact: if you get three unexcused absences, you could lose credit. Delaney: Another fun party fact: if you get three unexcused tardies, it's equivalent to an unexcused absence. Will: Dr. Delaney, you must be really fun at parties.
#10323
1717
⚐ ReportHui: Do you want to hear some life advice from the resident seniors? Hui: Don’t drink Carolina reaper hot sauce. // later Hui: Want to hear another piece of life advice? Hui: Don’t ask Delaney for antacids. He’ll give you this. (holds up a bottle. Label is captioned "laxative.") Hui: This is from the chem storage room.
#10310
1414
⚐ Report//Delaney is telling a story about a hockey guy checking another person, which is a big no no in adult rec leagues Delaney: Let’s call him Calvin, cause his name is Calvin. Delaney: I don’t protect people who act like idiots.
#10295
810
⚐ Report//Will walks in late, had said last class that he'd be sick Delaney: You're supposed to be sick. Will: No, I'm dead. But I came anyway.
#10292
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⚐ ReportSean: I am the Senate! (Star Wars reference) Delaney: *walking to the back of the room* Hi, the Senate!
#10262
-315
⚐ Report//Sean is holding a preserved cob of corn. Sean: It's rock solid! You could give somebody a concussion with this! Delaney: *begins to walk away* Isaiah: Let's try it, then! *picks up corn and takes aim at Sean*
#10251
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⚐ ReportDelaney: Men are weird and square, and have sharp angles. Women are nice and round.
#10232
1010
⚐ ReportDelaney: I have never been small. Delaney: When I was in 8th grade, I was 6ft tall and 223 pounds. At the end of high school I was 6ft tall and 223 pounds. Delaney: Now I'm 6ft tall and like 210.
#10231
2525
⚐ ReportDelaney: Every day I watch BNC and crushing disappointment weighs down on my soul.