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⚐ Report//about Exploravision paper Kaluta: They had to abbreviate it even further. It was an abstract of an abstract. Kaluta: I guess it'd be an abstract-squared.
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⚐ Report// Kaluta has a string of large colored Christmas lights Jeremy: Whoa! It’s big boy Christmas time! Kaluta: Yeah, big boy Christmas! Jeremy: Are you Santa Claus?
#10105
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⚐ ReportKaluta: I'm certainly never gonna lie to you guys, except to make some kind of joke.
#10097
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⚐ ReportKaluta: There was a secret base in Ukraine. Kaluta: Turns out it was not so secret because- // Looks out the door Kaluta(whispering): The Germans bombed the hell out of it.
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⚐ ReportAndy: Jerry, did you actually get kicked out for trying to link 3 batteries together? Jerry: No, I actually did link 3 batteries together.
#10082
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⚐ Report//yesterday //Kaluta has car battery, claims that 12V DC, being less than 40V, is safe, asks if anyone wants to try it Kaluta: You can hold your fingers down, even though you're getting shocked, and try to look like you're not, and we'll have to decide if you're getting shocked. Kaluta: Or you can act like you're being shocked, when you're not. We'll see how good an actor you are. //Will steps up, touches the battery briefly, falls backward onto floor Will: Aaahhh! The burn! Kaluta: "How did you break your butt? Well, I fell, when I DIDN'T get shocked." //today Kaluta: We know this battery is safe to touch. It's only twelve volts. //Kaluta repeatedly touches the battery, unharmed, and points at Will Will: You must have replaced it with a fake battery.
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⚐ Report//going through text on label Kaluta: Next is "huz". Class: Hertz? Kaluta: No, "huz". I'm a silly teacher. Class: Huz? Kaluta: It's "hertz", you silly kids!
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⚐ ReportKaluta: Here, come up and touch the battery to prove it doesn't shock you. Will: *touches battery, jumps 2 feet, starts screaming in agony*
#10058
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⚐ Report// fot, demonstrating voltage, kids are struggling to move Mr. Kaluta as part of the demonstration Student: this is what happened during Chernobyl, guys.