#3776

3234

Nov. 12, 2011, 7:20 p.m.

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//While Mr. Schafer is talking about energy problems, William Xu's phone starts to ring. William: Ughh, ughh it's my dad. //William is about to pick up the phone. Schafer: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON'T PICK IT UP! YOUR DAD KNOWS YOU'RE AT SCHOOL! Student: Why can't you just turn it off??? William: Ughh, I don't know how to.

#3750

9197

Nov. 5, 2011, 5:26 p.m.

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//Stein in Freshmen Physics Stein: There are two definitions of Drag: 1. Something that is boring. 2. Man dressed as a woman. For example, that drag is totally not a drag. Now Mr. Schafer left some notes for you to take. //Stein turns on Promethean Board Stein: Now I am confused. It says drag AKA air resistance. Since I think that is not the correct definition, I am going to turn it off. //Stein turns Promethean Board off

#3749

2020

Nov. 5, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//During Mr. Schafer's Freshmen Physics class. Stein: There are 3 things in physics that you really have to know: 1. What goes up must go down. 2. We protest against social inequality. 3. When we spin ourselves, we get dizzy.

#3747

-13

Nov. 5, 2011, 11:41 a.m.

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//More college physics Professor: This is a textbook case -- given it's an intro course, big surprise... //Writes on board: -h^2/2m U'' + (V(r)+h^2L(L+1)/2mr^2)U = EU Professor: Not to wave hands at the people who are going bankrupt because of Greece, but *this* (points at left side of the equation) is EU.

#3737

1616

Nov. 2, 2011, 8:23 p.m.

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//A taste of college physics Professor (speaks and writes on board): Reality is 3-D. //Professor pauses and writes "at least" before "3D" Professor: That gives you a loophole big enough to drive a string theorist through.

#3735

99

Nov. 2, 2011, 6:54 p.m.

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P.A.: Mr. Schafer, please send [Student] to the main office. Schafer: Wait, why do you need him? P.A.: His dad wants him. (about to turn it off) Schafer: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! P.A.: What? Schafer: How bad does he need him? P.A.: Really really badly! Schafer: OK, fine.

#3685

59

Oct. 17, 2011, 8:52 p.m.

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Schafer: ..So it's like if you drop a soap bar in the shower and it slides due to little friction. Student: Don't drop the soap bar! //Class laughs Schafer: Yes.. don't drop the soap bar. Then you'd get a soapy floor.

#3635

-1145

Oct. 4, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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Schafer: Everyone get on the carpet. //Everyone gets on the carpet Schafer: OK, is everone ready? //Someone farts Students: Hahaha... //Couple minutes later Schafer: Pretend we are in a river on a raft-- Akshay: That is powered by fart!

#3629

66

Oct. 3, 2011, 3:58 p.m.

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//Schafer walks into Biology, while the class is discussing lab ideas for germination of seeds Schafer: Why can't we just drop stuff off the tables? That would make so much more sense.

#3624

1719

Oct. 1, 2011, 6:56 p.m.

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//During Freshmen Physics Schafer: This problem isn't that hard. It's just physics, with some math in it. Naeem: It's Math-Phys! Schafer: No....not even close...