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#4699
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⚐ Report//Saurav is sleeping in Logic Rose: Isn't that right, Saurav? //Saurav continues to sleep Rose: Man, usually when I say their name they wake up. Saurav! //Saurav continues to sleep Rose: Saurav, I hate you. //Saurav continues to sleep Rose: Saurav. Your mom. Saurav: Huh?
#4655
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⚐ ReportRose: Daniel Amir, you're the most alien looking person in this room. Like if we had to pick the least human person, you'd probably get the most votes.
#4648
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⚐ Report//George is falling asleep in Logic Rose: George. Stand up. Take your coat off. Take your shirt off! George: It's just your voice was so soothing...
#4626
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⚐ Report//In Logic; Rose is typing topics for a quiz into Word //Rose types "Ultraparallel" Raanan: Ultraparallel is not a word, Word gave it a red underline squiggly! Rose: Look, your name isn't a word either! //Types Raanan which is then given a red underline squiggly
#4624
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⚐ Report//8 minutes left of class, 20 minute lesson to go Rose: There is no time for education. Just do what I say.
#4615
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⚐ ReportRose: Who wants to help me out at the magnet orientation night thing? Teddy: OOH OOH ME! Rose: Megan? Awesome. Teddy: Aww what about me? Rose: Teddy, there are like 200 people who I would pick before I picked you. //Talking about why Rose: The thing is Teddy, you're like a wild man. I just couldn't be sure what you'd do at any moment. You might start yelling random shit or just get up and leave or like pull your pants off and I just wouldn't see it coming
#4596
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⚐ Report//Discussing contradictory axioms in non-Euclidean geometry Rose: You can't start cooking meth and killing people and saying no, my teacher gave me contradictory axioms so I can do whatever I want!
#4576
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⚐ Report//Klein mentions the Blair tasing incident from the 2012-2013 school year. Robert Rose: Why would you punch a cop? What do you get out of punching a cop? It's like punching a cactus!
#4562
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⚐ ReportRose: So say there's been someone stealing your orange juice. And you know it's Fred, or that guy, or that other guy. So you kill them off one by one... Wait, that example doesn't actually work like it was supposed to.