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#4711
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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose calls Michael Chen the wrong name Rose: I've been teaching here for a while now, so I've seen pretty much every combination of typical '80s first names and Asian last names. Like, your parents need to be more creative. Good job there, Sambuddha.
#4699
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⚐ Report//Saurav is sleeping in Logic Rose: Isn't that right, Saurav? //Saurav continues to sleep Rose: Man, usually when I say their name they wake up. Saurav! //Saurav continues to sleep Rose: Saurav, I hate you. //Saurav continues to sleep Rose: Saurav. Your mom. Saurav: Huh?
#4655
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⚐ ReportRose: Daniel Amir, you're the most alien looking person in this room. Like if we had to pick the least human person, you'd probably get the most votes.
#4648
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⚐ Report//George is falling asleep in Logic Rose: George. Stand up. Take your coat off. Take your shirt off! George: It's just your voice was so soothing...
#4626
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⚐ Report//In Logic; Rose is typing topics for a quiz into Word //Rose types "Ultraparallel" Raanan: Ultraparallel is not a word, Word gave it a red underline squiggly! Rose: Look, your name isn't a word either! //Types Raanan which is then given a red underline squiggly
#4624
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⚐ Report//8 minutes left of class, 20 minute lesson to go Rose: There is no time for education. Just do what I say.
#4615
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⚐ ReportRose: Who wants to help me out at the magnet orientation night thing? Teddy: OOH OOH ME! Rose: Megan? Awesome. Teddy: Aww what about me? Rose: Teddy, there are like 200 people who I would pick before I picked you. //Talking about why Rose: The thing is Teddy, you're like a wild man. I just couldn't be sure what you'd do at any moment. You might start yelling random shit or just get up and leave or like pull your pants off and I just wouldn't see it coming
#4596
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⚐ Report//Discussing contradictory axioms in non-Euclidean geometry Rose: You can't start cooking meth and killing people and saying no, my teacher gave me contradictory axioms so I can do whatever I want!
#4576
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⚐ Report//Klein mentions the Blair tasing incident from the 2012-2013 school year. Robert Rose: Why would you punch a cop? What do you get out of punching a cop? It's like punching a cactus!