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#11432

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Jan. 17, 2023, 1:49 p.m.

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//Andy Ying is eating in FOT Andy: *takes out turkey sausage* Andy: Hey Jerry, beef! *holds out sausage* Jerry Song: Praise the Lord! *takes and eats sausage* Andy: *shows Jerry the package label* Jerry: I do be being scammed.

#11430

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Jan. 17, 2023, 1:26 p.m.

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// Jerry Song is coping Andy: We do some major trolling. Jerry: I did get promoted from colonel trolling to general trolling!

#11420

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Jan. 13, 2023, 1:09 p.m.

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Ricky: Where is I, I can't find I! Andy: Ricky, you have no eyes! Smolen(under her breath): And no ears...

#11386

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Jan. 5, 2023, 8:01 a.m.

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Andy: a little academic dishonesty never hurt anyone.

// mod note: this was sarcastic, I endorse academic integrity

andy

#11372

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Jan. 3, 2023, 9:23 p.m.

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Hui: *points to himself* This is what happens when you get your morals from the internet. Andy: *also points to himself* This is what happens when you get your morals from Hui.

Katz: This is what happens when you get your morals from the 12th letter of the alphabet.

andy, hui

#11344

711

Dec. 20, 2022, 4:31 p.m.

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Andy, pulling cat hair off Ace's hoodie: heh fursuit

"fursuits have synthetic hair" - ace

andy, ace

#11342

66

Dec. 20, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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Sean: Why does my life suck so much? Andy: Only if you use a straw. Jerry Song: Life is a beverage. You just got slurped!

#11332

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Dec. 19, 2022, 10:55 a.m.

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Andy: I won't make up Blairbash quotes of you out of the goodness of my heart. Zachary: You should embrace absurdism. Zachary: Life has no meaning. Zachary: Do whatever you want.

#11329

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Dec. 16, 2022, 1:58 p.m.

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Andy: When in doubt, use misnomers to confuse people. Jerry Song: Red delicious apples.

#11323

99

Dec. 15, 2022, 10:02 a.m.

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Andy, watching Jerry play chess like a hawk: Jerry, why'd you do that? Jerry: Oh, true Andy: Every time I watch you play, you just fail Andy: Oh man, I'm so sorry, I'm just going to keep watching you from now on.

something something observing a quantum state collapses it

andy, jerry