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⚐ Report//Andy Ying is eating in FOT Andy: *takes out turkey sausage* Andy: Hey Jerry, beef! *holds out sausage* Jerry Song: Praise the Lord! *takes and eats sausage* Andy: *shows Jerry the package label* Jerry: I do be being scammed.
#11430
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⚐ Report// Jerry Song is coping Andy: We do some major trolling. Jerry: I did get promoted from colonel trolling to general trolling!
#11420
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⚐ ReportRicky: Where is I, I can't find I! Andy: Ricky, you have no eyes! Smolen(under her breath): And no ears...
#11372
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⚐ ReportHui: *points to himself* This is what happens when you get your morals from the internet. Andy: *also points to himself* This is what happens when you get your morals from Hui.
#11342
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⚐ ReportSean: Why does my life suck so much? Andy: Only if you use a straw. Jerry Song: Life is a beverage. You just got slurped!
#11332
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⚐ ReportAndy: I won't make up Blairbash quotes of you out of the goodness of my heart. Zachary: You should embrace absurdism. Zachary: Life has no meaning. Zachary: Do whatever you want.
#11329
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⚐ ReportAndy: When in doubt, use misnomers to confuse people. Jerry Song: Red delicious apples.
#11323
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⚐ ReportAndy, watching Jerry play chess like a hawk: Jerry, why'd you do that? Jerry: Oh, true Andy: Every time I watch you play, you just fail Andy: Oh man, I'm so sorry, I'm just going to keep watching you from now on.