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#10014

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Feb. 17, 2022, 10:40 a.m.

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// Vice assembly for inventor Karen: We have the same size nuts. // Later Karen: I just need to get my other nut in and I'm done!

#9988

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Feb. 14, 2022, 4:23 p.m.

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//Kaluta talks about his brother Henry: What's your brother's last name? Kaluta (to Tinu and those nearby): Have you heard of Blairbash?

#9936

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Feb. 8, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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Jackie: Inventor is so bad! Jackie: I wish I could stick my hand into it and *insert violent gesture*

#9909

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Feb. 3, 2022, 4:33 p.m.

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Kaluta: Get out of that chair! Will: But I was never in the chair. You should have said "don't get into that chair." Kaluta: ... don't get into that chair.

Kaluta later put up a sign saying that you can only sit in the chair if you have a college degree

klees, chair, fot, kaluta

#9199

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Oct. 6, 2021, 9:35 p.m.

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//Ms. Bosse has left SRP for the period, Kaluta is calling names *Albert runs in frantically* Albert: Did I miss attendance? Kaluta: So all you people standing need to return your Arduinos. Albert: Wait, this isn't attendance!!

#9190

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Sept. 28, 2021, 3:08 p.m.

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// In FOT class, tries to strip a wire Hari: "I am a pro stripper"

mod would like to add that they heard this joke about a dozen times when they took FOT

stripping, kaluta

#9021

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Feb. 22, 2021, 12:32 p.m.

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Rose: What's your favorite class? Don't worry, I won't be offended. Student: Uhh... Mr. Kaluta's class Rose: Because of the class or because Mr. Kaluta's kinda wild? Student: ...Because we don't do much

#8967

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Feb. 2, 2021, 10:38 a.m.

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Kaluta: Let me tell you some legends. Kaluta: They're not true, but let me tell them to you.

#8927

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Jan. 22, 2021, 2:01 p.m.

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Kaluta: Even this beautiful cup of tea -- *stops to sip tea* -- has gone cold now.

#8887

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Jan. 12, 2021, 12:31 p.m.

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Kaluta: Having a little sneezing fit, I think I'm allergic to school

sounds like something a student would say

zoom, kaluta