#3635

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Oct. 4, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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Schafer: Everyone get on the carpet. //Everyone gets on the carpet Schafer: OK, is everone ready? //Someone farts Students: Hahaha... //Couple minutes later Schafer: Pretend we are in a river on a raft-- Akshay: That is powered by fart!

#3629

66

Oct. 3, 2011, 3:58 p.m.

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//Schafer walks into Biology, while the class is discussing lab ideas for germination of seeds Schafer: Why can't we just drop stuff off the tables? That would make so much more sense.

#3624

1719

Oct. 1, 2011, 6:56 p.m.

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//During Freshmen Physics Schafer: This problem isn't that hard. It's just physics, with some math in it. Naeem: It's Math-Phys! Schafer: No....not even close...

#3513

00

Sept. 2, 2011, 9:55 p.m.

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Alex (trying to explain a problem): So we just multiplied everything together.

#3512

-11

Sept. 2, 2011, 9:54 p.m.

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//Showing problem on board Arek: Okay, so momentum is concerned. I mean conserved!

#3321

11

May 5, 2011, 10:37 p.m.

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Boettcher: No, the magic physics gnomes did not build your robot.

#3319

33

May 5, 2011, 10:30 p.m.

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Boettcher is explaining charges in AP DP Physics using rabbit fur... Boettcher: ...something happens with the dead rabbit Eugene: Why do you keep calling it that??!? Boettcher: 'Cause that's what it is!

#3278

1919

April 29, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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Schafer (to mathphys class): You know, you all shouldn't be aiming for a 5 on the AP, that's going about it the wrong way. Class: Sigh of relief Schafer: You should be aiming for 100% on the AP! Lots of people get 5s.

#3186

123131

April 2, 2011, 2:50 p.m.

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Porac: If you're offended by swearing, transfer out of Blair. Even on the third floor, the nerds are swearing. They're like, "what's the fucking physics homework?!"

#3135

55

March 23, 2011, 7:14 p.m.

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Schafer (answering thinking puzzle): BOOYAH! PHYSICS!  Okay, next one! //Elliot starts reading the next one Schafer: Oh man, physics!