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⚐ Report//Rose is handing out textbooks Natalie: Why is it so crusty? Rose: If you feel strongly enough do you want another one? Natalie: No it's ok.
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⚐ ReportRose: Normal people have to stop at red lights, tolls rests, etc. Justin: You don't *have* to. Rose: That's true. You don't have to.
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⚐ ReportChoir: [Comes in and sings the Rudolph song] Kirk: Wow, Mr Rose doesn't care about this at all, he just want to see Agnesi Rose: ...yuh
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⚐ ReportHannah You: I have analysis, which prepares for calc... Smolen: Thank you for calling it analysis and not "anal".
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⚐ ReportKirk: I will eat this chicken sandwich if there is less than 1000 grams of mold on it. Kirk: I mean, two pounds is fine, right? You weight lifters know how much two pounds is, not that much. //later Kirk: So, we reach out to Bill Nye... and he dips [my chicken sandwich] in radioactive waste. Kirk: The mold no longer grows. It has a half-life of 6 days. Kirk: The sandwich was a very well-made sandwich. Radioactive waste can't mess it up. A chicken sandwich! //later Kirk: So it would take 20 days for the chicken sandwich to get to 1000g of mold, at which point I am willing to eat it. Student: Wouldn't it be easier to make another chicken sandwich? Kirk: No. It is a good chicken sandwich!
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⚐ ReportRose: it’s boring if this river is made of water. our cows will just cross it. so what’s our river made of? *after writing down a couple of suggestions* Rose: let’s stop before this goes any farther Rose: okay, so we’ve got our river of lava, meat, blood, and…uh, limbs Rose: …this may be too far already
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⚐ Report// Talking about how we call analysis "anal" Smolen: Friends, you have a place in the school called the SAC.
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⚐ Report//people are wearing halloween costumes to school Isaiah: I should get a piece of paper and write "Analysis Exam" on it. I'd be the scariest thing in the entire school, no doubt.