#13158

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March 5, 2024, 8:09 p.m.

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Andy: What's cell in chinese? Unsuspecting victim: 细胞? (xi bao, ɕi˥˩ bau̯˥) Andy: HAHA SHIBAL!

#11934

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June 5, 2023, 1:40 p.m.

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Ryan: You look like my brain-cells going cannibalistic because they're running out of sleep.

#3718

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Oct. 28, 2011, 2:05 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: You know, there are 10 times more bacteria cells in our body than human cells. Eva (absentmindedly): Yeah... Mr. Rose: ...DUDE! Like, dude, really?! Are you serious? I'm only ten percent human by cell! //later Mr. Rose: I found out about this last year and now every time I think about it I just start freaking out all over again.