#2910

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Feb. 10, 2011, 8:50 a.m.

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(pretending to be a college) Teacher: I'll admit 1000 caucasians, five blacks, and...two...hispanics. Student: What about Asians? Teacher: Oh yes, Asians. I'll admit 2000 Asians.

#2406

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Oct. 23, 2010, 3 p.m.

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Stelzner: Next year your professors will be experts in the fields they study. Write to them like they're experts! You don't have to pretend they're retarded.

#2178

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Sept. 22, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Teacher: What do you lose if you go to UMD and then Princeton graduate school? Andy Gilbert: negative $40,000

#2078

33

Sept. 7, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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Pham: Hey, college, it's a freedom world out there, you go to class it's fine, you don't go class it's great. [...] From junior up don't do homework.

#2054

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Sept. 2, 2010, 9:32 p.m.

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//When he visited Anal Chem, Peter Q. explained that he was accepted to Caltech but his parents are making him go to U Penn because it's closer Pham: Asian parent not want kid go college join gangster or thing like that.

#2030

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Aug. 31, 2010, 9:07 p.m.

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Pham: When you go college it used to be TA bunch of Asian speak funny English, now I go back it also bunch of Russian speak funny English too. And Indian.

#1926

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May 15, 2010, 10:23 a.m.

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Blitz: I entered college and -- I recommend you don't do this -- Becca: Enter college?

#1797

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April 18, 2010, 9:56 a.m.

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Ostrander: Basically everything you learn in college is true... Except for what your friends tell you.