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#10479

1414

April 25, 2022, 2:48 p.m.

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Duval: I have successfully never flipped a student off. Hui: We can change that! Duval: If anyone could, Hui, ............

#10470

1212

April 22, 2022, 1 p.m.

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Schwartz: Duval has some faith in me that I can teach biology. Schwartz: I think this is false, but we can try.

#10441

1212

April 19, 2022, 3:12 p.m.

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Duval: who wants a free impaled mantid??? *Students start rushing over*

Ento changes people, for better or for worse

ento, duval

#10432

1010

April 8, 2022, 1:11 p.m.

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// Jeremy and Alex J. walk into Duval's class Duval: Is everyone done with their quiz? *Class nods in affirmation* Dvual: Alright class, interrogate him.

#10424

1313

April 6, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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Duval: I mean, I get random pains sometimes. (to Schwartz) Do you have that yet? Schwartz: Nope! I hit my toe in a door jam the other day, and that hurts, but it has a cause.

#10422

711

April 6, 2022, 1:50 p.m.

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Schwartz: You can literally see Blairbash get populated by watching Andy type. Duval: You can see when he's doing it, too, because you can see the little twinkle in his eyes! Andy (to me): Blairbash that, do it.

#10421

1313

April 6, 2022, 1:46 p.m.

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Duval: Pokémon are not real! *Entire class in shock, anarchy ensues*

#10419

19

April 6, 2022, 1:34 p.m.

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Duval: The ones here are usually the Chinese mantids or Carolina mantids. Johnny: Those don't look Chinese to me.

#10405

48

April 4, 2022, 2:10 p.m.

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Julia: How did Jerry turn into Jerky?

#10404

1212

April 4, 2022, 2:03 p.m.

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Duval: Snakes are fast. Student: But they have no limbs. Andy: Michael's pretty fast. Duval: And he also has no legs.