#12986

1313

Feb. 6, 2024, 11:13 a.m.

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jason yao: grrrr //jason gestures to scoop his eye out with a pencil

#12758

77

Dec. 19, 2023, 12:14 p.m.

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// Scibowl practice Andy: What makes yogurt sour? Yunyi/Kian: Fermentation. Jason: Lemons!

#12743

-311

Dec. 15, 2023, 1:39 p.m.

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Eric: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Jason: ??????? Jason: ...because 7 is greater than 6? Jason: Wait why??

#12561

-822

Nov. 20, 2023, 11:28 a.m.

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Eric: Are you a liberal, Jason? Jason Yao: No. I told you I'm a faith and flag conservative. Eric: How do you even get that on the survey. Jason: By being honest.

#12478

1717

Nov. 8, 2023, 11:21 a.m.

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Jason Yao: Why do you wake up?

#12160

1818

Sept. 19, 2023, 4:56 p.m.

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Jason: Are fish reptiles? Yunyi: No bruh they’re another class of animals Jason: Ok so what the hell are amphibians? // Later Jason: If chickens are birds and you cook them, aren’t cows also birds?

#11946

-1117

June 6, 2023, 3:15 p.m.

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Leo: Weren't you on a date with Jason Yu? Andrew: I want to date Jason Yu

#11903

115

May 25, 2023, 11:59 a.m.

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//jason yao discusisng what topic to choose for his argumentive narrative Eric Shi: Okay, the confederate topic of the grape topic? Jason Yao: The 🍇 one. Eric Shi: God fucking damnit.

#10687

1919

June 12, 2022, 3:39 p.m.

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//Jason showing Mara some bright yellow yarn Duval, from across the room: Jason, I love that color. Duval: Why are you giving that to Mara? Jason: I wasn't. She was just saying that she didn't like the color. Duval: What? Why don't you like the color, Mara? Jeremy: I don't like that color either. Duval: But Jeremy, that's the color of cheese. (Jeremy has existential crisis)

#10584

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May 18, 2022, 1:57 p.m.

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// After school in FOT Jason (holding thermometer): Degrees or radians? Kaluta: HA-HA-HA-HA Jason: No, I meant the other thing