#12167

1212

Sept. 20, 2023, 11:35 a.m.

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Gugan: Come to cybersec Jonathan: But I can’t cyber Gugan: But I love cybersex Jonathan: wait what? Jonathan: Gugan no!

#12150

911

Sept. 19, 2023, 10:45 a.m.

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Jonathan: it’s like Mormons, they just keep reproducing… with no real point.

#11889

1214

May 23, 2023, 5:54 p.m.

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Jonathan: The freshman population will spike because the natural predators have been removed.

#10951

66

Oct. 10, 2022, 12:47 p.m.

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//p6 Modsim Jonathan: We're maximising the number of sad people so that they don't eat.

#9872

99

Jan. 31, 2022, 1:21 p.m.

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Duval: I'm older than 30. Duval: But I'll stay in my bubble of ignorance and take that as a compliment, thank you Johnny!

#8187

3131

May 24, 2019, 4:25 p.m.

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//Last day for seniors, 3:26 PM Jonathan: I forgot my school password, so I can't log in to canvas. Schwartz: How!? It's only been 6 minutes!!

#7971

2226

Feb. 27, 2019, 9:32 p.m.

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//Entomology 5th Jonathan: A true "Berkowitz Grenade" would be a single sesame seed. Carl: No, that's a Berkowitz Bullet.

#6973

1317

Nov. 22, 2017, 11:25 a.m.

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Jonathan: blood tastes good. Unfortunately, other people’s blood isn’t kosher.

#6961

1616

Nov. 20, 2017, 12:29 p.m.

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Wensen: Humans entertain me, a non trivial amount for a non trivial amount of time. Therefore they have some use. Jonathan: Humans invented airhockey. Wensen: Okay! Mass extinction!

#5958

911

June 18, 2016, 4:09 p.m.

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//Jonathan Berkowitz is very loudly pushing an office chair down the hallway //Schwartz is very quietly talking one-on-one with a student Schwartz: Why aren't you sitting on that and rolling down the hall?