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⚐ Report// Kirk walks up to Stein to give him Wawa coupons Kirk: And you can use them at the self-checkout so I don't have to look at someone in the eyes. Kirk: Everyone in my apartment thought the coupons were junk and threw them out. Kirk: So I dug them out of the trash and now I have 40 coupons.
#11170
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⚐ ReportStein: This is the first time you've been in my classroom all year. Kirk: It's hamburgers, by the way.
#11168
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⚐ ReportAndy: Mr. Stein, I remember Kirk saying something about how you are always adequate. Stein: I am always adequate. Jerry Song: Hi always adequate.
#10977
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⚐ ReportKirk (talking about ambigrams): I should get a tattoo of one with my name and the quadratic formula
#10970
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⚐ ReportStein: My first wife... Sudhish: First? Stein: She's my only wife. It's a statement of fact. Stein: Mr. Kirk is getting married next year and he calls his fiancée his former girlfriend.
#10953
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⚐ ReportWill: It’s all just integration and intuition. Mr. Kirk: You could call that integration by smarts
#10897
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⚐ ReportKirk: My favorite part of every day is when Alex gets the marker. When it's not a half day, I'm so sad because I have to wait 7 hours before I see Alex get handed the marker.
#10885
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⚐ ReportKirk: There is only one thing that truly grows exponentially. Uriel: Your mother.
#10867
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⚐ Report// Solomon’s poem about Mr. Kirk’s word problem Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank The poop permeated and god it stank Iris and Yoda crazy like the mad matter Filling the tank with fecal matter Iris and Yoda might seem cutie But they always do their duty Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank And the brown stuff slowly sank Cause Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank