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#12496

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Nov. 10, 2023, 9:36 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Bro, if Princeton(scioly) was on the same day as regs(scibowl), then I'd dip scioly faster than my dad left for milk.

#11611

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Feb. 25, 2023, 5:07 p.m.

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// Scioly Jerry Song: Mrs. O'Donovan, do you have any chains? O'Donovan(sarcastically): Of course I do, I use them for restraining misbehaving children. O'Donovan: I can't believe I'm still able to fool you like this. Why would I have chains lying around?

#11465

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Jan. 25, 2023, 1:27 p.m.

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// Scioly O'Donovan: UMD is completely tripping.

#11400

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Jan. 6, 2023, 7:19 p.m.

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// Discussing scioly logistics O'Donovan: So you can choose who you want to sleep with. O'Donovan: I mean, you can choose who you want to share a room with.

#11291

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Dec. 8, 2022, 12:18 p.m.

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Caleb: What biology textbook can you get for $20? Jerry Song: Hungerford biology. Caleb: What's Hungerford...? Jerry Song: Hunger for Deez Nuts!

#11162

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Nov. 15, 2022, 1:43 p.m.

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Linda: Water is free but you need to pay $1. Linda: This is gaslighting. Jerry Song: Beer for the price of two beers, buy one get the other free!

#10354

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March 26, 2022, 3:23 p.m.

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Andy: Do you read the sundial clockwise or counterclockwise? Alena: I would assume it's read clockwise because its a clock.

#9222

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Oct. 20, 2021, 11:51 a.m.

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"Pure math is not math" - Kohn Jim

#9221

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Oct. 20, 2021, 11:41 a.m.

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Dhruv: I don't even wear my mask during carpool Sam: Yeah, cuz you're always french kissing! ... Sam: Maybe I should join your carpool.

#8516

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Feb. 23, 2020, 8:36 a.m.

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//scioly regionals Jessica: I took off my medals because they were too heavy