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⚐ ReportTheresa: Okay, math. Time to get crackin'! Theresa: ...NOT to be interpreted as "Theresa is on crack."
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⚐ ReportTheresa: My sister didn't apply to the magnet. Why? She said, "Theresa, I don't want to be surrounded by 99 other people like you."
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⚐ ReportTheresa: I am so turned on by the idea of Whitacre with a taser I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep.
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⚐ ReportGibi: Oh gods, I don't want to hear my father sing. Theresa: Do his hips not lie? Gibi: I've never talked to them. Do you regularly speak with your father's hips? Theresa: ...that's the weirdest question I've ever been asked.
#2019
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⚐ ReportGibi: You do it in a ball mill. Do you know what a ball mill is? Amanda: What's a ball mill? Lev: It's a mill for balls. Teresa: Like amanda?
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⚐ Report// after prom Tyler: I don't think I have grinded on Rachel that much in my entire life. Gibi: Yeah, me neither. Theresa: Yup, same here.
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⚐ ReportFreshman: Who cares about fish? No one cares about fish. Theresa: *slaps him across the face with squeaky rubber salmon* Freshman: Okay, that was epic!
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⚐ Report//doing a practice problem with mixtures of urine and water Theresa: Our cross country coach said we need to be more hydrated and drink so much we can read through our urine. Stein: Has anyone actually tried that? Theresa: Well, some people claim they did. Stein: And did it work? Theresa: They said it did! Stein: That's kind of impressive. The thing is though, we're ignoring the whole issue of asparagus.
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⚐ ReportPiper: If you couldn't tell, today's been a bad day. Theresa: Do you want a hug? Piper: Um...no thanks.