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April 3, 2019, 8 a.m.

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//sophomore bio with sloe Sloe: Are you okay Sujay? You look pissed Sujay: I'm fine Rajit: *stage-whispering* It's okay!!! Say you're not fine!!!

#8103

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April 10, 2019, 1:01 p.m.

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//Talking about sleep Luka: I wake up with ankle pain. Gabaree: You shouldn't be having ankle pain. You're too young! Call a doctor, put some ice, get some opioids, I don't know.

#8135

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April 30, 2019, 6:03 p.m.

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//9th period diff eq, talking about dirac delta Mr. Wilson: So you hit the golf ball with a...bat? //class tells him it's called a club Ben: Which side of the club do you hit the ball with? The Heaviside!

#8528

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Feb. 27, 2020, 7:55 a.m.

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*In micro, student sees that Hinkle has a binder clip that has the word "crap" printed on it* Student: Mr Hinkle, where did you get that binder clip? Hinkle: I steal these from children.

#8947

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Jan. 27, 2021, 2:46 p.m.

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Rose: I'm what all the right-wingers think high school teachers are like. Just over here shredding your confidence.

#9030

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Feb. 28, 2021, 1:46 p.m.

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//long discussion on a group chat with rose about optimal route algorithms and the traveling salesman problem Rose: I really just wanted to plan a route to visit 15 pre-ks and wanted a nice website to do it for me, so I thought I could trick all of you into helping me find one by phrasing my question as an intellectual inquiry about algorithms

#9158

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June 3, 2021, 8:06 a.m.

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//2021 Graduation Johnson: This class has been passionate about activism and socialism.

#13600

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April 24, 2025, 11:07 p.m.

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//Clay writing on the whiteboard Clay: here's a common mistake //Board says "o speak again bright angel" Clay: Do not say "right angle." Clay: I know it is tempting

#5582

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Oct. 14, 2015, 6:05 p.m.

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//Walking up to the tennis courts in 9th period gym. Grace: I don't look like Steven! Josh: What? What are you even talking about? Grace: Someone told me that I look like Steven. I DON'T LOOK LIKE HIM! Josh: But your children will!

#2122

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Sept. 16, 2010, 9:24 p.m.

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Stein: So you can't go faster than the speed of light? Schafer: Not without dilithium crystals and a warp core.