#2344

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Oct. 11, 2010, 2:20 p.m.

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Pham: Michael Jackson sleep in pure oxygen chamber! Student: Isn't that just gossip? Pham: No, some people say it true! Student: That's what gossip is...

#2408

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Oct. 23, 2010, 4:08 p.m.

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//Kathryn walks in late to ModSim (pd 9) after the pep rally Pham: Why you late? Kathryn: Well, I had to march back with the marching band afterwards and... Pham: No, no, you no get it. Marching band should walk faster! Kathryn: We had to wait for everyone else to- Pham: -laughing- No! Marching faster! Kathryn: What? No, we... Pham: -laughing harder- Why you try to explain? Is joke! Is funny!

#2631

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Dec. 2, 2010, 9:32 p.m.

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// In ESS, talking about the different kinds of unconformities // Donaldson erases a layer of sediment, but leaves a layer on top and underneath Viju: WHOA! It's like... an air chamber! Donaldson: ...You mean a cave?

#3020

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March 3, 2011, 3:32 p.m.

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Schafer: What color do you want the Puzzlepalooza shirt to be? //sample responses: Some students: Blue! (and other normal colors) Student: Rainbow!  RAINBOW!!! Ori: Double rainbow! Contreras: Schafer colored! Waychoff: Clear!

#3303

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May 3, 2011, 1:55 p.m.

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//practicing for science bowl Briese: Astronomy, short answer. What is the name for the galaxy cluster that is the biggest known object in the universe? Shirley (after buzzing): Milky Way? Briese: Incorrect. Sam (after buzzing): Yo momma!

#3381

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May 18, 2011, 7:53 p.m.

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// In stat the juniors are talking about the annoying annual Huck Finn essay Mandy: Remember Shakib's essay? // Laughter Shakib: It was amazing, but Ms. Gross gave me a zero. Mandy: You wrote your entire essay about how Jim and Huck were gay for each other. Shakib: You're just jealous because my essay is better than all your Silver Chips articles. Class: Ooooooh.

#4070

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March 28, 2012, 6:38 p.m.

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//Explaining why there was a lot of sexual abuse to the slaves by the conquistadors Cuadrado: After six months on a boat, without women, the men get very, you know? I mean, no one brings women with them to the New World. I mean, Spaniards are very passionate people, I would know. Even at my age, you see people.... Raymond: What? Didn't they have magazines back then?

#4615

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Oct. 11, 2013, 12:12 p.m.

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Rose: Who wants to help me out at the magnet orientation night thing? Teddy: OOH OOH ME! Rose: Megan? Awesome. Teddy: Aww what about me? Rose: Teddy, there are like 200 people who I would pick before I picked you. //Talking about why Rose: The thing is Teddy, you're like a wild man. I just couldn't be sure what you'd do at any moment. You might start yelling random shit or just get up and leave or like pull your pants off and I just wouldn't see it coming

#5422

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March 18, 2015, 4:30 p.m.

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//Freshman Chemistry Pham: Oh, one more thing about the chem R&E interview. This VERY important: don't cry!

#6103

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Nov. 23, 2016, 9:27 p.m.

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//Period 2 ADSA, day before thanksgiving Paul: I am thankful for all of you! Student: I'm thankful for you Mr. Paul. Katheryn: I am thankful for your masculinity Mr. Pa-- //Quickly cuts her off Paul: On with the lesson!