#8433

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Dec. 18, 2019, 2:49 p.m.

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Mr. Cirincione: Even though I am clearly the greatest teacher ever, I get paid the same as all these other schlubs.

#11687

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March 16, 2023, 12:57 p.m.

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//suffering in kabir bankole’s class kabir: you must deny reality

#1325

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:35 a.m.

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//Shirley is looking for something in the physics back room //leafblower noises are emitted from the back room Schafer: There is no reason for you to have a leafblower in your hand. //Shirley emerges with no leafblower in hand Shirley: I don't! Schafer: But you did have a leafblower in your hand. Shirley: No comment.

#1654

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March 15, 2010, 12:18 p.m.

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Schafer: You know what's indispensable? Especially in physical sciences, like math, physics, chemistry, engineering, its -- Contreras: Mr Pham. By far.

#1717

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March 24, 2010, 5:18 p.m.

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(Mrs. Ravilious wakes Valerie up) Mrs. Ravilious: Why does everyone keep falling asleep? *sigh* Okay, keep reading. (A student keeps reading the assignment, Valerie starts talking to someone) Mrs. Ravilious: VALERIE, GO BACK TO SLEEP! (Entire class laughs) Mrs. Ravilious: In my 26 years of teaching that's the first time I've ever said that to student.

#1934

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May 18, 2010, 6:58 p.m.

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Eric Van Albert: It's definitely a girl. I'm not riding a guy.

#2538

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Nov. 16, 2010, 4:43 a.m.

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Student: Wait, so this one reacted but the other one didn't? Pham: Yes. (pause) No! (pause) Student: But... Pham: Yes! Students: ? Pham: WHY YOU CONFUSE?!?!

#3267

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April 27, 2011, 2:26 p.m.

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Stein: It was the only time in my life when I have ever heard a 35 year old man say to a 72 year old woman "I'm going to kick the f------ s--- out of you."

#3920

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Jan. 31, 2012, 8:03 p.m.

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//Stein is talking about how stat is more important than "regular math" Stein: I'd get in trouble is anyone heard me say that. A math teacher would walk by, and say: "What do you mean? They need to rotate conic sections!"

#4006

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Feb. 28, 2012, 8:49 p.m.

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//Block B freshman chem, discussing compound formulas Matthew: ...so phosphorous wants three electrons, and then you do swappy-swappy-- Pham: No! Not swappy-swappy! Matthew: Cross-multiplying, swappy-swappy, you know... //Pham closes his eyes, as if in physical pain Pham (bellowing): ...NO! SWAPPY!