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March 15, 2010, 12:18 p.m.

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Schafer: You know what's indispensable? Especially in physical sciences, like math, physics, chemistry, engineering, its -- Contreras: Mr Pham. By far.

#1717

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March 24, 2010, 5:18 p.m.

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(Mrs. Ravilious wakes Valerie up) Mrs. Ravilious: Why does everyone keep falling asleep? *sigh* Okay, keep reading. (A student keeps reading the assignment, Valerie starts talking to someone) Mrs. Ravilious: VALERIE, GO BACK TO SLEEP! (Entire class laughs) Mrs. Ravilious: In my 26 years of teaching that's the first time I've ever said that to student.

#1934

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May 18, 2010, 6:58 p.m.

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Eric Van Albert: It's definitely a girl. I'm not riding a guy.

#2538

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Nov. 16, 2010, 4:43 a.m.

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Student: Wait, so this one reacted but the other one didn't? Pham: Yes. (pause) No! (pause) Student: But... Pham: Yes! Students: ? Pham: WHY YOU CONFUSE?!?!

#3920

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Jan. 31, 2012, 8:03 p.m.

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//Stein is talking about how stat is more important than "regular math" Stein: I'd get in trouble is anyone heard me say that. A math teacher would walk by, and say: "What do you mean? They need to rotate conic sections!"

#4006

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Feb. 28, 2012, 8:49 p.m.

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//Block B freshman chem, discussing compound formulas Matthew: ...so phosphorous wants three electrons, and then you do swappy-swappy-- Pham: No! Not swappy-swappy! Matthew: Cross-multiplying, swappy-swappy, you know... //Pham closes his eyes, as if in physical pain Pham (bellowing): ...NO! SWAPPY!

#4257

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Oct. 17, 2012, 12:52 a.m.

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//Jeremy and Loomis are having a discussion on Neocon beliefs in SRP //Jeremy is talking about his change in views Jeremy: So yeah, Neel here turned me on to Polygamy. Neel: Wow, you really need to rephrase stuff in a better way

#4603

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Oct. 3, 2013, 5:04 p.m.

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//Student presentation on UAE's economy (based on natural gas, oil, and tourism) John: Your mom is responsible for 90% of the world's natural gas. Sankar: Your mom is responsible for 90% of the tourism.

#5555

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Sept. 25, 2015, 9:04 p.m.

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Avik: (Raises hand and immediately starts to talk) Sooooooo, what you mean is that is to say... Rose: That's enough Avik time for today.

#7594

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Sept. 17, 2018, 4:14 p.m.

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Schwartz: You can simply use the Law of Large Points to make the point larger. Class: ?? Schwartz (while demonstrating on board): The Law of Large Points states that when you draw a line between two points, and the line doesn't quite touch a point, then you can make the point larger so that it's on the line. James: Hold up, I didn't get that. Can you repeat that again?