#6669

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Sept. 27, 2017, 7:55 p.m.

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Schwartz: Every 4 years there is an influx of people from hell to Washington DC.

#6700

2020

Oct. 2, 2017, 9:05 p.m.

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//Talking about tigers lead to zoos led to Mr. Schafer's kid Schafer: So people go up to me, and they ask, 'Why do you have a leash on your kid?' I say, 'Because. Harambe.'

#6796

2020

Oct. 18, 2017, 5:09 p.m.

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//Timmy always messes with the strap of his goggles Street: This child is really dumb. I don't care how much math he knows, he can't find a pair of goggles with a strap.

#6862

2020

Oct. 27, 2017, 6:37 p.m.

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//Talking about normal force and sleds Schafer: So my kids will be like, 'Dad! Can you push our sled?' And I'll be like 'No.' And before you say that I'm a terrible parent, hear me out. I told them, 'I will not push your sled because if I push, the force vector will not only have a horizontal component but also a vertical one downwards which would lead to increased friction cue to more normal force and thus you would go slower. But I will pull your sled, because that vector points up.' Student 1: And the sled would hit your shins. Schafer: Well actually, I tie this big long rope around my waist and I walk. And then the kids fall off, and I just keep walking.

#7139

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Jan. 22, 2018, 10:01 a.m.

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//pd 4 pchem Pham: You all go chaperone my field trip to science conference in April. This because last time I lost the students, so you watch over them. Maggie: YOU LOST THE STUDENTS?? Pham: I only lose 12! Maggie: You actually lost twelve students?! Pham: They don’t know how to use metro, they get lost and their parents pick them up!

#7248

2020

Feb. 20, 2018, 9:33 p.m.

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//magnet orientation //Pham just did the soap and fire demonstration 8th grader:Are you okay? Pham:Of course I'm okay! //shows his hands Pham:I teach at Blair, I'm a Blazer!

#7290

2020

March 5, 2018, 10:02 a.m.

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//A Japanese student is following Elaine around //20 minutes into achem, Pham still hasn’t noticed that she’s there Pham: Do we have new student? Please introduce yourself to the class. //She quietly says her name and that she’s from Japan Pham: Oh you Japanese? I couldn’t tell, all asian look the same!

#7598

2020

Sept. 20, 2018, 10:42 a.m.

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Mr. Horne: "Do you guys like pizza?" Class: Halfhearted mumblings Mr. Horne: "Anyone who said no or maybe is a communist"

#7766

2020

Nov. 29, 2018, 5:57 p.m.

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//Sloe Period 2 Biology //Students are about to do a lab Sloe: Now, no talking about sex, drugs, rock and roll, videogames, or math.

#7853

2020

Jan. 9, 2019, 7:35 p.m.

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//9th pd. precalc c Rose: Feel free to help those around you with math. //looks at James Rose: Or with things other than math.