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#9627

2020

Dec. 14, 2021, 9:05 p.m.

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Student: “I wanna go to Antartica” Mr. Kyei: “Is that where the northern lights are?”

It took him a few seconds to realize his mistake

modsim, kyei

#9670

2020

Dec. 21, 2021, 11:12 a.m.

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Rose: The sun is low in the sky, we need to pray (with an asterisk, ironically, so I don't get in trouble) to the sun so that it doesn't go away!

we then conducted a pagan ritual that he found by googling "winter solstice pagan ritual"

rose, precalc

#9719

2020

Jan. 10, 2022, 9:05 a.m.

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vijay: dude these people are like living in a different century srihari: you talking about Amish people? vijay: no I’m talking about Poolesville.

#9832

2020

Jan. 26, 2022, 12:54 p.m.

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John: Sigma balls Schafer: I heard you

#9956

2020

Feb. 10, 2022, 2:40 p.m.

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// Rose is teaching in Duval's room via zoom with his daughter on his lap Duval: No one's looking at the math. Everyone's looking at your kid. Rose: Oh. Well, you'll get bored of her eventually.

#10311

2020

March 21, 2022, 1:35 p.m.

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//tangent about calipers in analysis Rose: like if you wanted to measure a rabbit skull, you would use a caliper! //later, discussing a video rose made Rose: or maybe you didn’t watch it, meaning you are a bad person Uriel: That’s ironic, coming from a rabbit killer.

#10390

2020

April 1, 2022, 11:27 a.m.

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Rose: So we have a chocolate beef blood river. Rose: Actually, let's make it poisonous, just to make sure the cows don't touch it.

#10402

2020

April 4, 2022, 1:40 p.m.

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Jerry: How much time do we get? Duval: Why do you want to know? Jerry: Oh, no particular reason. Duval: No particular answer, then.

#10506

2020

April 27, 2022, 6:01 p.m.

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Cirincione: We don't want to be threatening to kill people's entire families.

#10605

2020

May 23, 2022, 6:05 p.m.

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//reading Twenty Hours Rao: If I poisoned my husband this morning, it would feel really weird to teach this class. Student: Did you poison your husband this morning? Rao: I'm not married, so there's no one to poison.