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#4008

2020

Feb. 29, 2012, 1:45 p.m.

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// During Mathphys, Schafer is telling them a puzzle involving Freddy and two other people getting buried in sand by a midget. Schafer: So Freddy, pick your two closest friends. Freddy: I don't have any friends. Schafer: Yea, I say that all the time too, but just pick two people. Someone: Just pick two people that you want to die. Schafer: No, no, you actually want the two that you want to live. Now I know that's a small list. Freddy: Umm, how about two cats?

#4217

2020

Sept. 27, 2012, 10:25 p.m.

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//Talking about Mean Girls Maddie: Mean Girls teaches guys how girls are. Lodal: I have a wife, thanks.

#4530

2020

May 3, 2013, 4:21 p.m.

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Rose: So today we're going to be learning about something I don't understand at all. Evan Kahn: Sex?

#5763

2020

Feb. 1, 2016, 4:25 p.m.

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//Mr. Pham walks into R&E Pham: It important to have Street-smart.

#5863

2020

March 18, 2016, 4:02 p.m.

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//Period 8 is the first to pass inverse speed trig Shwetha: Mr. Giles when is the pizza party? Giles: I don't know, what day will you be absent?

#5935

2020

May 16, 2016, 5:40 p.m.

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///The tie-dye lab was just done Ryan Cho: My shirt looks disgusting Pham: That because you ugly Class: oooohhhhhhhhh burrrrnnnn

#6050

2020

Oct. 10, 2016, 3:43 p.m.

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//Same kid that didn't believe Sambuddha's name Patrick Klees: Do you know my name? Evan: You're George? Patrick Klees *laughing*: No Reynald: His name is Patrick Evan: I don't believe you

#6087

2020

Nov. 2, 2016, 9:20 p.m.

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Schwartz: "A function is continuous if it doesn't lie to you." //Draws graph of continuous polynomial on the board Schwartz: "Here I am going along the graph and at x=4, the function didn't lie to me. That is, what I think it should do it did." //Makes a removable discontinuity at x=4 so f(4)=8 instead of f(4)=2 Schwartz: "Now I go along the function and I think it's going to be 2. But it's not. It's 8. The function lied to you. It is a bad function. Functions that lie are bad."

#6388

2020

April 21, 2017, 5:35 p.m.

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//Dinner at Wallops //Steven Qu comes back to the table with a bunch of napkins. Steven: I was trying to be an a**hole so I took the rest of the napkins. Do you guys want to split it?

#6580

2020

Sept. 12, 2017, 6:44 p.m.

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Lillian: An asian without As is sin.

The Asian mentality captured in a sentence.

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