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#9719

2020

Jan. 10, 2022, 9:05 a.m.

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vijay: dude these people are like living in a different century srihari: you talking about Amish people? vijay: no I’m talking about Poolesville.

#9880

2020

Jan. 31, 2022, 8:51 p.m.

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//Street visits room of sophomores Street: I'm sorry, I can't think of any insults. I've let you down. Student: Are you going to call us maggots? Street: Well, yes, you're all maggots. That's always implied. You're good maggots.

#9956

2020

Feb. 10, 2022, 2:40 p.m.

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// Rose is teaching in Duval's room via zoom with his daughter on his lap Duval: No one's looking at the math. Everyone's looking at your kid. Rose: Oh. Well, you'll get bored of her eventually.

#10311

2020

March 21, 2022, 1:35 p.m.

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//tangent about calipers in analysis Rose: like if you wanted to measure a rabbit skull, you would use a caliper! //later, discussing a video rose made Rose: or maybe you didn’t watch it, meaning you are a bad person Uriel: That’s ironic, coming from a rabbit killer.

#10390

2020

April 1, 2022, 11:27 a.m.

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Rose: So we have a chocolate beef blood river. Rose: Actually, let's make it poisonous, just to make sure the cows don't touch it.

#10402

2020

April 4, 2022, 1:40 p.m.

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Jerry: How much time do we get? Duval: Why do you want to know? Jerry: Oh, no particular reason. Duval: No particular answer, then.

#10506

2020

April 27, 2022, 6:01 p.m.

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Cirincione: We don't want to be threatening to kill people's entire families.

#10605

2020

May 23, 2022, 6:05 p.m.

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//reading Twenty Hours Rao: If I poisoned my husband this morning, it would feel really weird to teach this class. Student: Did you poison your husband this morning? Rao: I'm not married, so there's no one to poison.

#10675

2020

June 8, 2022, 10:11 p.m.

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Rao: They sent me to cover a yoga class before this one. The only lesson plans were to play meditative music. It lulled me into this state of sleepiness, and now I'm weirdly sleepy, and I don't even know why I just told you that.

#10687

2020

June 12, 2022, 3:39 p.m.

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//Jason showing Mara some bright yellow yarn Duval, from across the room: Jason, I love that color. Duval: Why are you giving that to Mara? Jason: I wasn't. She was just saying that she didn't like the color. Duval: What? Why don't you like the color, Mara? Jeremy: I don't like that color either. Duval: But Jeremy, that's the color of cheese. (Jeremy has existential crisis)