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#10675
2020
⚐ ReportRao: They sent me to cover a yoga class before this one. The only lesson plans were to play meditative music. It lulled me into this state of sleepiness, and now I'm weirdly sleepy, and I don't even know why I just told you that.
#10687
2020
⚐ Report//Jason showing Mara some bright yellow yarn Duval, from across the room: Jason, I love that color. Duval: Why are you giving that to Mara? Jason: I wasn't. She was just saying that she didn't like the color. Duval: What? Why don't you like the color, Mara? Jeremy: I don't like that color either. Duval: But Jeremy, that's the color of cheese. (Jeremy has existential crisis)
#10694
2020
⚐ ReportSahu: I suppose it's a quiz? Sahu: It's a very philosophical question: what is a quiz?
#10845
2020
⚐ ReportKirk: So now the fungus on your leg is 280 pounds. But that’s great, because you’re walking around and getting a whole leg workout for prom. Nicole: Well, it’s only one of your legs. Solomon: That’s why leg day is singular.
#10883
2020
⚐ ReportAnderson: How many of you have sin in your hearts right now? //half the class raises their hands Anderson: Half of you are liars!
#10954
2020
⚐ ReportSmolen: When you play this section, imagine the gates of hell breaking open and you are being dragged into the flames!
#11131
2020
⚐ Report//Mr. Lodal is trying to show a video on YouTube, but it's blocked. Lodal: Ok, where can I pirate this?
#11143
2020
⚐ ReportStein: There is a chance that this week will be the best week of your life. Diego: I have determined that chance to be statistically insignificant.
#11214
2020
⚐ Report// Talking about rock's molecular structures Lodal: Have you ever experienced Micas on the beach? Class: [silence] Lodal: I'm not surprised, because most of you look like you don't go outside. Lodal: And I know that because I don't go outside either, and you remind me of me.
#11317
2020
⚐ ReportRose: vsauce is proof that you don't need to be good-looking to be famous, just weird