#9071

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March 26, 2021, 10:05 a.m.

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Lodal: The next thing -- the next thing is a thought virus I would like to install in your head, because it makes me happy.

#9079

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April 6, 2021, 11:15 a.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, april 6 "Kingsport Tennessee. What a town. Don't recommend it to anyone." *puts on a mask with a ridiculous fake face* "Is this going to be distracting? Oh well. It cost $3." "No one calls me Erik except my children when they're making a power play." "I don't deserve the name coach, which is exactly why I'd like you to call me that." "This is Wallace. He bit me five times this morning, but he's my buddy." "I hate Ohio. #1 worst state in the union. My reasons for that are, I hate their sports teams, and they have a toll road that's like, the worst." "The name of this presentation is Sol Invictus. I need to share with you why I named it this. I had this friend back in high school. We didn't like going outside because we're pale white people and we burn easily, so my friend would always say 'Curse you, Sol Invictus!' And now I always call the sun that." "Within this presentation I have included random gifs that are unrelated to the topic as breaks so I can rediscover them every year. I really love just seeing this guy slap a cobra." "You guys at least pretend to care about what I'm saying. You take the time away from whatever you're actually doing to give me a thumbs up, and I appreciate that." "All I know about this job is that you sit in front of a computer all day and have no social interaction. Appealing lifestyle. Maybe you should be astronomers." "I'm telling you about this because of the acronym. GONG." "Arizona sucks. What a crummy place to live." "I root for sports teams more to be a troll than to actually root for them." "That's how I figured out it was someone I actually knew. I used roll tide."

#9090

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April 12, 2021, 12:33 p.m.

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//Complex Schwartz: Get your real world applications out of my math. Math is strong and independent and don't need no applications.

#9142

1717

May 12, 2021, 9:26 a.m.

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Sloe: You can cheat if you get frustrated

#9239

1717

Oct. 27, 2021, 10:29 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: "Who wants Isaac to stop talking?" Half of the class, including Isaac: raises their hand

#9287

1717

Nov. 7, 2021, 12:53 a.m.

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Duval: So this student I had last year came up to me. Duval: And she said "Ms. Duval, I've never seen your calves before"

#9342

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Nov. 12, 2021, 9:38 a.m.

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Lodal: It's so hot in this room Student: Why don't you take off your sweater? Lodal: I'm not in the mood for reasonable suggestions!

#9406

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Nov. 19, 2021, 9:56 a.m.

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Duval: Why are you making fun of me for buying gourmet food for my hermit crabs?!

#9522

1717

Dec. 6, 2021, 2:21 p.m.

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Rose: I’m gonna fight him. Rose: You’re wrong, you’ve been wrong for the last 15 min! Write “I am wrong” on the board. Rose: I DARE YOU.

#9547

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Dec. 8, 2021, 10:12 a.m.

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Gabaree: Imagine you have a cookie jar, and everyone in the family eats a couple at a time. So the cookie supply is slowly getting depleted. Gabaree: Then let's say somebody, let's say your brother, takes a bunch of cookies from the cookie jar and eats all at once. Gabaree: Now the cookies aren't gonna get made again for a while because your brother will just take them and eat them all, and your brother's ruined it for everyone. Gabaree: I should stop. I actually have some trauma over that. I must've triggered something there.