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April 25, 2016, 10:16 p.m.

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// Daniel, Telon, and Ryan are playing football in gym class Daniel: I think Telon is scared of the ball after being on the receiving end of your throws. Ryan: What? I didn't even throw that hard ... Daniel: Yeah but anything involving you and the transfer of kinetic energy is terrifying.

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May 16, 2016, 7:24 p.m.

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// Kevin looks bored in functions class Rose: What's your favorite class? Kevin: Lunch. Hayden: So you mean functions!

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Oct. 10, 2016, 3:42 p.m.

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Mr Street, talking to freshmen about four-stroke engines: "You got the intake, compression, power, and exhaust strokes. Or- sue me- suck squeeze bang blow."

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Dec. 6, 2016, 8:07 p.m.

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//Duval talking about the mice she gets to feed her snake Duval: They're not quite pinkies, they're a little bigger, um, they're called fuzzies. Not furries, I always mess that up. Those are something completely different.

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Dec. 16, 2016, 11:19 a.m.

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Shriyash: Apple phones are like AIDS, except you don't get to have sex beforehand.

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March 19, 2017, 2:03 p.m.

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Naveen: I forgot about Hitler.

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March 25, 2017, 12:49 p.m.

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Rose: Teaching is very easy when you have no standards. For example, how prepared am I today? Not at all.

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April 25, 2017, 2:46 p.m.

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Kaluta: So uh, I'm going to be in jail for the next 30 days. Ya see, I got in an argument with Mr. Street here, and I grabbed him by by the tie and smacked him upside the head just as the principal walked by, so I'll be in the hole for the next month or so. // class laughs Kaluta: Nah, I'm taking some time off. Nobline: Wait, that was a joke?!

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May 24, 2017, 10:42 a.m.

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Daniel Zhu: Sexy also has a meaning in math.

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Sept. 21, 2017, 9:33 a.m.

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Student: Can I come in for lunch? Mr.Street: How much will you pay me