#6961

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Nov. 20, 2017, 12:29 p.m.

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Wensen: Humans entertain me, a non trivial amount for a non trivial amount of time. Therefore they have some use. Jonathan: Humans invented airhockey. Wensen: Okay! Mass extinction!

#7128

1616

Jan. 18, 2018, 10:52 a.m.

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Noah Singer: I had a nightmare last night that this monster told me ZFC was absolutely consistent. I killed it with a shopping cart.

#7149

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Jan. 24, 2018, 8:35 p.m.

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Schafer: Who's in magnet PE? //a few students tentatively raise their hands Schafer: *cackles* Oh magnet PE is so fun to watch.

#7162

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Jan. 29, 2018, 8:22 p.m.

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Pham: Why you come to Blair? Svetlana: Well, I really like the logic of math and computer science and *gets off by Pham* Pham: What? Wrong answer! You not understanding my question?! //class blinks Pham: You come to Blair to do SRP and get into college!!! Not fo' the learning!

#7163

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Jan. 29, 2018, 8:25 p.m.

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Pham: You know Wootton? Lot of asian kid? //class nods Pham: There be nickname for Wootton. Student: Wonton! Pham: Yes, that right. *laughs* You said it, not me.

#7183

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Feb. 1, 2018, 5:52 p.m.

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Clay: Anyone want to share the story that they just wrote? //everyone raises their hand Clay: Your story can't be about death or torture or anything like that, by the way. //everyone lowers their hand

#7390

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April 11, 2018, 2:01 p.m.

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Ride to Wallops, Carter has just decided to kneel in the aisle to play cards. Carter is 6’6. Jesse is 5’7. Jesse: Carter! I bet you get a lot of practice kneeling down! *winks* Shawn glances over from across the aisle. Shawn: Yeah, because he has to kneel to talk to you.

#7593

1616

Sept. 17, 2018, 4:12 p.m.

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Rose: In any standard American geometry textbook, the very first sentence of the first page should read: "The point, line, and plane are undefined." //Rose picks up a geometry textbook and opens to page 1 Rose: See, I'm reading it right here: "The point, line, and plane are undefined objects." //Rose flips to page 5 Rose: I lied, it's not on page 1. At the very bottom of page 5, it says here: "The point, line, and plane..."

#7620

1616

Sept. 28, 2018, 12:04 a.m.

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Eric Shen: That train has sailed

#7625

1616

Oct. 1, 2018, 3:18 p.m.

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//In ninth period ESS Lodal: Ok, I'm gonna pick on my math people. Who are my math people? //No one raises their hand Lodal: Ok. I'm going to pick on Eli. Eli, what is a function? //Eli whimpers