#13402

1010

Aug. 27, 2024, 11:39 a.m.

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Grossman: You can touch each other outside of class

#13412

1010

Aug. 29, 2024, 3:50 p.m.

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//Trying to count how many students are in our class H-C: 16 plus 5 is 21? How is that possible!?

#13440

1010

Sept. 9, 2024, 2:48 p.m.

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// On the application of reason to geometry, talking about the Pythagoreans. Rose: "Let's say I found 20 people, and put them in a room with food and water for a month, and asked them to prove geometry." Rose: "I'm a cult leader, and they're all committed to me." Rose: "They may define something, they might rebel, I don't know." // Later... Rose: "What might be something that might be, like, hard to figure out?" // Mutters from the class. Rose: "True. Hard stuff is hard to figure out." // Later, proving that sqrt(2) is irrational by contradiction, reaching the crux of the proof. Rose: "Now, a strange sense of weirdness -- cue the "Woo-o woo-o" music -- descends upon you."

#13446

1010

Sept. 11, 2024, 1:09 p.m.

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Pd 8 ADSB Sahu: As you're shooting out of the birth canal Sahu: You ask: "What's your name?" Sahu: It's in the process of being made

#13476

1010

Oct. 2, 2024, 12:28 p.m.

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Rose: this is now a postulate its...who the hell is this guy? Rose: ah! it's pasch's postulate! or pasch's axiom. or something. Veena: paschtulate

#13523

1010

Dec. 18, 2024, 9:16 p.m.

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"If due next year, I do next year" - MZ

#305

2026

May 22, 2009, 12:30 a.m.

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Mr. Schafer: "For those of you who did something ret- -interesting on the quiz..."

#8041

2026

March 25, 2019, 9:34 a.m.

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Sam: I am moth, I seek the light. I sit on hand instead of flight. Reginold the Moth: *flies away*

#8054

2026

March 27, 2019, 11:59 p.m.

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//during 6th period Analysis A *A brain falls on a student's desk from nowhere* Student: ....? *looks around room for source* Rose: Did that come from the ceiling? Student: *confused and unsure* "I think?..." Rose: Ok, don't worry about it

#8476

2026

Jan. 30, 2020, 1:39 p.m.

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Stein: Okay, so now I have this daughter. Let's call her Martha. Stein: Her name is Martha, so that's okay.