#9385

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Nov. 16, 2021, 8:10 p.m.

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Student: Okay so a pentagram is fine, but CUM is not?

#7786

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Dec. 4, 2018, 10:55 p.m.

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//Gonzalez pd. 1 Gonzalez: I had a weird realization. Usually when something weird happens to me, I don't share it with you...wait, that's not always true. Anyway, I realized that whenever I smile or laugh, my nose- Rajit: Protrudes? Gonzalez: *in disbelief* Protrudes!?!?!? I'm not Pinocchio!

#7798

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Dec. 10, 2018, 10:22 a.m.

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Duval: You should shave your head, so I can touch your scalp.

#8304

1620

Sept. 21, 2019, 10:30 p.m.

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Student: So I was talking with my friends- Street: You have friends?

#8327

1620

Oct. 5, 2019, 12:11 p.m.

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//Pd 7 FOT B Anonymous: I have constant sex. That constant is zero.

#8341

1620

Oct. 11, 2019, 1:56 p.m.

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Student: The y-chromosome is like Matlab. It’s degenerate but it’s got just a couple narrow uses still keeping it around.

#8412

1620

Dec. 6, 2019, 12:25 p.m.

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Lodal: I had thought about asking but that involves talking to other people.

#8448

1620

Jan. 3, 2020, 1:54 p.m.

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//AP Lang //Student not in class walks into room Student: Hey, my Spanish teacher told me to come and take this poster. Moore: Ok, it's just back there. But first, you must duel one of my students for it.

#8512

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Feb. 21, 2020, 8:59 a.m.

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//Applied Stat Stein: So I was asked him, "Can I have the raw data?" and he's like sure. Stein: But get this, he sends me the raw data in a Word document.

#8514

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Feb. 21, 2020, 10:53 a.m.

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//Chem James: Coronavirus is good for you. It makes your immune system stronger.