#8623

818

Sept. 29, 2020, 9:07 a.m.

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Duval: So how's everyone doing today? Sam Cho (in chat): *Screams Incoherently*

#9369

818

Nov. 15, 2021, 12:04 p.m.

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*In bad Yoda voice* John: Prostate exam? John: Interested, I am! ...

#7845

1022

Jan. 7, 2019, 8:10 p.m.

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//9th Cirincione AP NSL //talking about the family research council, an interest group of evangelical Christians who oppose gay marriage and abortion //they give lawmakers a score of a number of 'thumbs up' for how often they vote the way that the FRC wants them to Student A: If Senator Alexander has 8 thumbs up, how many does Jesus have? Student B: 3! *laughs* Student C: I mean, Jesus said "love your neighbor as yourself," that sounds pretty gay to me.

#8368

1022

Oct. 26, 2019, 10:05 p.m.

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Carlos: I am not accountable for my actions in the past

#9403

1022

Nov. 18, 2021, 1:07 p.m.

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Stephen: Hey Mr. Kirk! Kirk: Hey Yun!

#369

715

May 27, 2009, 7:49 p.m.

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Wei-Hwa: In mathematics, you can't do experiments. I kept on adding two and three... Piper: And on days ending in "y," I got five.

#4189

715

Sept. 7, 2012, 5:35 p.m.

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//M-E finds the word "batholith" excessively hilarious Donaldson: Guys, stop saying "batholith"; we don't want M-E to die.  M-E, if they keep bothering you, you can go to see your counselor...

#5644

715

Nov. 16, 2015, 9:16 p.m.

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Anonymous: This resembles a clevermath problem. Nimi: You resemble a clevermath problem: hard, tedious, boring, waste my time, hard to do...err not last one

#7814

715

Dec. 18, 2018, 2:15 p.m.

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Rose: Wait a minute, this is just a remake of Mean Girls but with cartoon Russian dogs!

#448

15

June 21, 2009, 12:24 a.m.

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Ms. Blitz: Name a system. Student: Government system. Ms. Blitz: Well there's supposed to be, though Bush threw that away....