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Jan. 4, 2010, 9:46 p.m.

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//While reviewing an open-note quiz about a video //The question was what book did they reference (they did this 12 times, 3 times had the title on the screen) Whitacre: HOW DID YOU GUYS MISS THAT? Come ON, the video only said it what, 10 times? If you guys missed it, you're all IDIOTS!!! Come ON! It's like Guns Germs Steel: It's CATCHY! If something is catchy and said over and over, and you STILL don't get it, you're STUPID!!!

#1261

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Jan. 5, 2010, 5:37 p.m.

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//A bunch of Blair alumni guys from the Blair senior class of 2009 come to visit during their winter break, while Mr. Schafer is teaching freshman physics Schafer: So, *turns to Student 1* where do you go now? Student 1: Carnegie Mellon. Schafer: How is it? Student 1: It's good. Schafer: See, I'm doing an experiment to see how my former students are-- Student 2: You can experiment with me! Schafer: [...] Awkward. *turns back to teach giggling freshman*

#1320

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Jan. 14, 2010, 5:23 p.m.

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Student: so how do you get rid of the little fishy thing? //trying to ask how to remove alpha (α) from the equation

#1440

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Feb. 1, 2010, 7:58 a.m.

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Duval: Did we make fun of emails in this class? Class: No. Duval: Okay then (pulls out stack of papers and reads emails).

#1453

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Feb. 3, 2010, 9:02 p.m.

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//From upstairs: BANG. BANG. BANG. Student: Did they put a basketball court upstairs? Justine: Yeah, just yesterday Trina: Wait, really?!

#1681

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March 17, 2010, 9:12 p.m.

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Roberts: "...measure 63...so that's 4 before 66..."

#1746

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April 6, 2010, 2:38 p.m.

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//Ms. Czap is demonstrating ferrofluid, a messy, black liquid Student: Can I touch it? Czap: No. I'd rather you not go home black. //class laughs

#1843

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April 28, 2010, 11:59 p.m.

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Alex: Binx died. Mythili: What, no way! When? What's going to happen? Alex: They're making a new one and calling it OMARAHSAN!

#1859

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May 2, 2010, 6:35 p.m.

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//A female student is applying makeup Mr. Moose: You look fine! Put that mirror away! You girls drive me crazy!

#1901

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May 9, 2010, 6:47 p.m.

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Freeman: You know what? If you have an economic problem... RELEASE THE KRAKEN