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April 28, 2010, 11:59 p.m.

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Alex: Binx died. Mythili: What, no way! When? What's going to happen? Alex: They're making a new one and calling it OMARAHSAN!

#1859

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May 2, 2010, 6:35 p.m.

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//A female student is applying makeup Mr. Moose: You look fine! Put that mirror away! You girls drive me crazy!

#1901

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May 9, 2010, 6:47 p.m.

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Freeman: You know what? If you have an economic problem... RELEASE THE KRAKEN

#1994

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June 10, 2010, 5:37 p.m.

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//Pham writing something on the Promethean board Student: Mr.Pham, what are you doing? Pham: I'm trying to prove that you're not special.

#2014

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June 23, 2010, 11:08 a.m.

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Rose: I'm so organized it's ridiculous. //after he was able to find some piece of paper he was looking for

#2097

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Sept. 13, 2010, 6:37 p.m.

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Student 1: [Student 2] turned 16 yesterday. Anon. Teacher: Oh, really? Cool. So now she can't get a guy arrested in most states.

#2363

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Oct. 14, 2010, 8:25 p.m.

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Mythili (to Fernando): I wonder if prostitutes get discounts on abortions...

#2419

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Oct. 26, 2010, 11:23 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Stop loafing! (MB)^2: ? Ms. Roberts: You know, loaf. -in an official voice- Loaf is an adjective, meaning to- (MB)^2: VERB! Ms. Roberts: ... Did I say adjective? ... uh yeah actually I was really good at English back in high school...

#2520

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Nov. 11, 2010, 8:05 p.m.

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Abdul-Rahim: For auditions, you can talk to that social studies teacher. Um. Grey hair. What's his name? Student: Vlasits Abdul-Rahim: Mr. Glasses? Like these? Student: No. Mr. VLASITS Abdul-Rahim: Molasses? ? Student: Vlasits. Like the pickle. Abdul-Rahim: Oh. Vlasits. Okay.

#2537

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Nov. 16, 2010, 4:42 a.m.

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//shattering the english department orthodoxy Stelzner: Everyone teaches that Shakespeare was this wonderful poetic soul who believed in his art. Truth is, he was a businessman. He was a really good businessman. He wrote his plays and he made a shitload of money.