#9331

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Nov. 11, 2021, 9:56 p.m.

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when u start speaking like mr rose and cant stop going “SOOooOo” and “wEeLLL” and “WOO!”

#6550

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July 14, 2017, 2:09 p.m.

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//Rawr Student1: Are my jokes unbearable sometimes Student2: I can bearly stand them

#8265

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Sept. 3, 2019, 9:32 p.m.

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My little brother: You have a password manager? Who?

#12561

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Nov. 20, 2023, 11:28 a.m.

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Eric: Are you a liberal, Jason? Jason Yao: No. I told you I'm a faith and flag conservative. Eric: How do you even get that on the survey. Jason: By being honest.

#4628

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Oct. 25, 2013, 9:38 a.m.

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Jesse: Aaron, Kalin says you're good at reading code, and I need your services. Aaron: Well, I need to write my own code. Jesse: Well, I do too... //later Jesse: It's tracing time! Arnold: Why would it be tracing time? Why would it ever be tracing time? Jesse: Because it's not "Aaron fixes my code" time.

#7275

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Feb. 27, 2018, 3:17 p.m.

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Aviva: Hey lets use these Japanese interviews to argue the pro side! In reality, they were all Japanese spies displeased because they could not do their spy stuff.

#8429

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Dec. 13, 2019, 1 p.m.

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Sam: Why are you studying biological DEFENSE methods for exploravision? Colin: Because the attacks are really bad! //a little farther down the conversation Colin: Organ harvesting isn’t biological warfare. Biological warfare is when you send a couple of your men over the walls and cause the Black Death! Sam: That’s a human rights violation, just like the rest of China!

#4220

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Sept. 27, 2012, 10:28 p.m.

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//Talking about step functions in precalc Katie: I like escalator functions better.

#2607

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Nov. 26, 2010, 6:50 p.m.

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MyungJee: BAKA! Christine: BAKA-NEKO! Sahil: ... MyungJee: Baka-neko? *Later* Sahil: Baka-neko? Really? An idiot cat? Christine: You look like an idiot cat. Sahil: ...

#2640

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Dec. 6, 2010, 8:40 a.m.

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//talking about Mr. Houghton from TPMS Student 1: He is a teacher at Eastern now. Student 2: No, he was fired. Student 1: NO!! He works at Eastern now! Student 2: Well, there's only one way to find out. (goes to computer and goes to Eastern MS staff directory) Student 2: Oh wow, he actualy is a teacher at Eastern! Student 1: HA!! In your FACE! Student 2: Well I feel REALLY sorry for Eastern now that they have Mr. Houghton.