#7702

-713

Nov. 5, 2018, 8:30 a.m.

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Student 1: If you don't stop talking I will bash your head in with a brick. Student 2: Donde esta el brick? Student 1: No.

#8263

-713

Sept. 3, 2019, 3:34 p.m.

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Student: I'm not using a random number generator. I have a bunch of number generators and I picked a random one.

#5603

-715

Oct. 28, 2015, 1:58 a.m.

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M Fan: "Did you seriously just eat all the candy that I got for Halloween?" H Zheng: "I have a weakness for Twix bars and Korean violinists ;)"

#8660

-715

Oct. 15, 2020, 6:23 p.m.

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Blake: ... OOOHH! My god! It's so long!

#8806

-921

Dec. 10, 2020, 11:34 a.m.

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// in zoom "chat", after trig question was asked Student 1: Senpai/6 Student 2: NO Student 3: no // talking Kirk: I have no idea what you people are doing in the chat Kirk: You guys, you guys are interesting people

#9331

-921

Nov. 11, 2021, 9:56 p.m.

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when u start speaking like mr rose and cant stop going “SOOooOo” and “wEeLLL” and “WOO!”

#6550

-923

July 14, 2017, 2:09 p.m.

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//Rawr Student1: Are my jokes unbearable sometimes Student2: I can bearly stand them

#8265

-923

Sept. 3, 2019, 9:32 p.m.

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My little brother: You have a password manager? Who?

#12561

-923

Nov. 20, 2023, 11:28 a.m.

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Eric: Are you a liberal, Jason? Jason Yao: No. I told you I'm a faith and flag conservative. Eric: How do you even get that on the survey. Jason: By being honest.

#4628

-816

Oct. 25, 2013, 9:38 a.m.

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Jesse: Aaron, Kalin says you're good at reading code, and I need your services. Aaron: Well, I need to write my own code. Jesse: Well, I do too... //later Jesse: It's tracing time! Arnold: Why would it be tracing time? Why would it ever be tracing time? Jesse: Because it's not "Aaron fixes my code" time.