#6599

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Sept. 14, 2017, 3:16 p.m.

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James: Can you tell me what blairbash is?

#6790

-46

Oct. 17, 2017, 7:37 p.m.

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//talking about forces Schafer: Well, that's the molecules in your chair talking to the molecules in your BUTT.

#7192

-46

Feb. 4, 2018, 12:18 p.m.

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Jessica: Oh! I have a class with Jesus! Daphne: ... who? Jessica *pointing at Simon*: Isn't his name Jesus? Debkanya: What? No, that's Simon! Jessica: Last year you said his name was Jesus. Debkanya: No... Jesus is another kid. Jessica: Oh. Later Jessica *sees Simon in hallway*: HI JESUS!

#10499

-46

April 27, 2022, 12:12 p.m.

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Schafer: Now we need to preserve the pi.

#11080

-46

Oct. 31, 2022, 12:45 p.m.

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Aanya: Dont touch my eyebrows!

#12272

-46

Oct. 6, 2023, 6:45 p.m.

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Random Freshie: who cares about the seniors

#12746

-46

Dec. 18, 2023, 8:06 a.m.

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Jerry Song: AP Lit is like that 15 minute unskippable ad you need to go through to unlock the next 2 hours of gameplay.

#6180

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Jan. 9, 2017, 3:25 p.m.

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Robert: Yo, Brian, pass me my pencil! Jessica: Kushboo! Kushboo: *throws pencil* Brian: *Looks around* I THINK I'M BLIND. I CAN'T NO SEE NO PENCIL! Robert: Tsk, Asian

#7702

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Nov. 5, 2018, 8:30 a.m.

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Student 1: If you don't stop talking I will bash your head in with a brick. Student 2: Donde esta el brick? Student 1: No.

#8263

-713

Sept. 3, 2019, 3:34 p.m.

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Student: I'm not using a random number generator. I have a bunch of number generators and I picked a random one.