#12430

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Oct. 31, 2023, 12:11 p.m.

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// Eli Parks is wearing a hot dog costume Eli: wanna touch my weenie? Leul: of course, i'd rub your wiener Leul: gimmie some of that glizzy

#12445

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Nov. 2, 2023, 3:04 p.m.

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// Delaney's story about setting his crush on fire "My 18th birthday, senior year in high school, my mom told me I could invite a friend over" "Jennifer Kitchridge had blue eyes blond hair...and she accepts graciously" "My mom had spent the whole day making this ice cream cake, it was like this giant jelly roll" "We all have dinner, I have no idea what I ate, I blocked it out of my memory" "Because we are fancy, my mom sprinkled confectionery sugar" "I'm terribly embarrassed because I was an 18 year boy" "I take this giant man boy breath to blow out the candles" "The first row of candles go out, the 2nd row goes out...if you look really close the confectionery sugar begin to dance" "Begins to gracefully swirl up and I create this fireball and impacts her right in the chest." "She screams and runs to the bathroom to put out the fire." "That was the end of my relationship with Jennifer. We did not date."

#12451

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Nov. 3, 2023, 3:37 p.m.

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Schwartz: Any questions? Schwartz: I don’t know why I’m asking for questions. You shouldn’t have any questions. This isn’t related to class at all.

#12486

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Nov. 8, 2023, 7:20 p.m.

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Bosse: Sean, did you sign up for USABO? Sean: Uhhhh, not yet... Bosse: Is anyone else doing USABO? *Delaney's class gives her an empty stare* Bosse: What is wrong with you- *Evan raises his hand* Bosse: Evan, have you signed up yet? Evan: No. Bosse: You guys are all useless!

#12564

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Nov. 20, 2023, 12:21 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Bro I feel like a school district right now. Jerry: Gotta give comprehensive targeted support to all of my classes.

#12567

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Nov. 21, 2023, 1:22 p.m.

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Rose: The integers -- we know those. You just count some rocks, or something.

#12611

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Nov. 29, 2023, 2:05 p.m.

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//7th period gabaree gabaree: memes are like propaganda

#12654

57

Dec. 4, 2023, 11:13 p.m.

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“The Spaniards were probably short when they were raw dogging my ancestors” -John

#12945

57

Feb. 1, 2024, 8:26 a.m.

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Student: Why do we square instead of use absolute value [to make the values positive]? Burkhauser: Well, any of you math people want to answer that? Student 2: Doesn't absolute value kinda suck to work with? Burkhauser: Define "sucks to work with"

#13017

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Feb. 9, 2024, 7:58 a.m.

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Kripa: Hey Nikhita here is the article I was talking about. *proceeds to read off her computer* Kripa: Middle school warns that snorting smarties may lead to nasal maggots Nikhita: Oh!