#12199

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Sept. 26, 2023, 9:48 a.m.

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Jacobs: And why does Okenwa not have a family? Elena: Because he has a strong preference for men.

#12204

57

Sept. 26, 2023, 3:12 p.m.

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Rose: sorry rectangle, some bad things are going to happen because we are going to feed you into the killer

#12223

57

Sept. 29, 2023, 2:36 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Jeremy, you're 18, you can't be doing yourself anymore! Jerry: I mean be yourself. You know what I mean!

#12309

57

Oct. 13, 2023, 12:02 p.m.

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//chaotic veena anthology, october 13 "I miss being in middle school" "in middle school the 6th graders were called sixies, the 7th graders were called sevies" "Sometimes they called the 8th graders AIDS but nobody really did that" "sixie sounds so much better than freshie" "freshie sounds like a toilet paper brand"

#12415

57

Oct. 27, 2023, 7:59 p.m.

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Josh Piety: Ms. Bosse, how much sleep do you get every night? Bosse: Oh, I get plenty of sleep. I always get at least 8 hours every night. Bosse: And I always wake up at 5 to go for a run. Andy: I wake up at 3:50 for swim practice.

#12430

57

Oct. 31, 2023, 12:11 p.m.

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// Eli Parks is wearing a hot dog costume Eli: wanna touch my weenie? Leul: of course, i'd rub your wiener Leul: gimmie some of that glizzy

#12445

57

Nov. 2, 2023, 3:04 p.m.

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// Delaney's story about setting his crush on fire "My 18th birthday, senior year in high school, my mom told me I could invite a friend over" "Jennifer Kitchridge had blue eyes blond hair...and she accepts graciously" "My mom had spent the whole day making this ice cream cake, it was like this giant jelly roll" "We all have dinner, I have no idea what I ate, I blocked it out of my memory" "Because we are fancy, my mom sprinkled confectionery sugar" "I'm terribly embarrassed because I was an 18 year boy" "I take this giant man boy breath to blow out the candles" "The first row of candles go out, the 2nd row goes out...if you look really close the confectionery sugar begin to dance" "Begins to gracefully swirl up and I create this fireball and impacts her right in the chest." "She screams and runs to the bathroom to put out the fire." "That was the end of my relationship with Jennifer. We did not date."

#12451

57

Nov. 3, 2023, 3:37 p.m.

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Schwartz: Any questions? Schwartz: I don’t know why I’m asking for questions. You shouldn’t have any questions. This isn’t related to class at all.

#12486

57

Nov. 8, 2023, 7:20 p.m.

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Bosse: Sean, did you sign up for USABO? Sean: Uhhhh, not yet... Bosse: Is anyone else doing USABO? *Delaney's class gives her an empty stare* Bosse: What is wrong with you- *Evan raises his hand* Bosse: Evan, have you signed up yet? Evan: No. Bosse: You guys are all useless!

#12564

57

Nov. 20, 2023, 12:21 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Bro I feel like a school district right now. Jerry: Gotta give comprehensive targeted support to all of my classes.