#13316

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April 17, 2024, 5:49 p.m.

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Maggie: Emily, what's your favorite marine organism? Emily: *garbled whispering* Maggie: ... Fajitas?

#13518

57

Dec. 9, 2024, 7:38 a.m.

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//7:35 am Alyssa: Wait…I don’t want to be here

#13567

57

March 11, 2025, 10:25 a.m.

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Mr. Sahu: Oh my god, why is it so thick?!

#13608

57

May 16, 2025, 11:35 a.m.

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\\Me asking Lodal who Pham was Lodal: Nope. Nope. Awful in every way. Do you enjoy people crying in class?

#13631

57

Sept. 18, 2025, 2:31 p.m.

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//Chaotic Rose Anthology 05.09.2025 "I'm glad you asked about bottom!" "This means, translated from Latin, I don't know; someone look it up." "If you're an academic and you say something wrong, people hate you, so you get in the habit of not saying anything wrong." "We will read this critically becuase we're big kids."

#13739

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March 16, 2026, 2:50 p.m.

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Gaffney: Can you guys even see the board? //Walks around and trips over a desk and stubs toe Gaffney: OW MOTHER FRONT DOOR

#1914

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May 13, 2010, 2:25 p.m.

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(Eli points to book on shelf: "Physics in the 20th Century") Eli: This book is 100 years late. Craig: No, it's 10 years late. Eli: No, it's 10 years and some months late. Craig: Fine, it's 11 years late. Eli: Prove it. Craig: Touche!

#1960

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May 29, 2010, 12:10 p.m.

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Ms. Gross: Amir do you know any greek gods? Amir: uhhh Hermaphrodittte??

#2541

713

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:36 p.m.

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Rose: (muttering some mathematical gibberish) Janvi: SECKS!!! //class laughs, Rose continues talking, 2 min later looks at Janvi Rose: Wait. What'd you say?

#3778

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Nov. 14, 2011, 9:11 a.m.

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Katelin: Guess what, I'm president of ceramics club! Evan: Guess what, I'm president of I don't care! It's like ICARE, but with a "don't" in the middle.