#13018

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Feb. 9, 2024, 10:21 a.m.

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Delaney: As someone who used to look at applications, I'm not going to sit down and read through 2 and a half pages of life story. Nikhita, groaning: But they're interesting!

#13095

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Feb. 16, 2024, 4:03 p.m.

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Rose: Should we just finish early, with four minutes left? Is that even legal?

#13101

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Feb. 20, 2024, 3:15 p.m.

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Rose: Murderers, fascists, the people who make the AP Calculus curriculum...

#13158

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March 5, 2024, 8:09 p.m.

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Andy: What's cell in chinese? Unsuspecting victim: 细胞? (xi bao, ɕi˥˩ bau̯˥) Andy: HAHA SHIBAL!

#13189

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March 13, 2024, 11:55 a.m.

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// Yunyi is playing GTA 1 Yunyi: Stop running from me, let me beat you up

#13303

57

April 15, 2024, 12:33 p.m.

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Will Roe: I’d really like to slap someone

#13307

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April 17, 2024, 9:19 a.m.

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Grace: purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple Eric: how have you not jamais vu'ed on the word purple yet? Grace: I'M GONNA JAMAIS VU ON YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP

#13313

57

April 17, 2024, 2:48 p.m.

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Seat: So in Vietnam they had the Cu Chi tunnels. Ray: I'm sorry, what did you say the tunnels were called? Coochie? Seat: Yeah, they were called the Cu Chi tunnels. // Class starts laughing

#13316

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April 17, 2024, 5:49 p.m.

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Maggie: Emily, what's your favorite marine organism? Emily: *garbled whispering* Maggie: ... Fajitas?

#1914

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May 13, 2010, 2:25 p.m.

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(Eli points to book on shelf: "Physics in the 20th Century") Eli: This book is 100 years late. Craig: No, it's 10 years late. Eli: No, it's 10 years and some months late. Craig: Fine, it's 11 years late. Eli: Prove it. Craig: Touche!