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Dec. 16, 2012, 7:25 p.m.

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Cullen: John why are you so dressed up today? Are you going to court? John: No, basketball //A minute later Max: He actually is going to court

#4359

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Dec. 18, 2012, 10:58 p.m.

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//Talking about the resonance structures of benzene molecules Eva: But benzene is a commie molecule - the electrons are shared equally between all the carbons.

#4597

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Oct. 1, 2013, 10:57 a.m.

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Freeman: Let's get some attendance up in this mofo!

#4655

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Nov. 15, 2013, 10:46 a.m.

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Rose: Daniel Amir, you're the most alien looking person in this room. Like if we had to pick the least human person, you'd probably get the most votes.

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Feb. 3, 2014, 1:14 p.m.

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Duval: Is that your Abercrombie bag back there, Gaby? Gaby: That's not mine. But I took a picture of it.

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Dec. 9, 2014, 9:24 p.m.

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//Klein is discussing a Finnish volleyball coach, whom he invited to a restaurant in thanks for coaching the volleyball team for a day. //When quoting the Finnish coach, Klein lowers his voice until it is very hefty and thick Mr. Klein: "Some of his statements were golden, though. Like when he was talking about inviting me to Finland, 'we'll visit the sauna, then we'll swim in the ice lake' because apparently he has an ice lake in his backyard 'and then we'll go back to the sauna, and back to the ice lake, and...' and I'm just like, 'dude, that'll give me a heart attack! And like, shock!' And he was like 'Hmm, yea. My 12-year-old daughter would probably fare better than you.' And I said, 'so you're saying that I'm as tough as a 12-year-old girl?' And he responded 'No, she's tougher.'"

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Feb. 10, 2015, 1:58 p.m.

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//Pham is lecturing in Modsim about how people should be able to handle their projects. Mr. Pham: Guy, most of these project doable.

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Oct. 14, 2015, 5:32 p.m.

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//Khan Academy asks for Mr. Street's Google account username and password Street: Your mom!

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June 7, 2016, 7:56 p.m.

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//Block D R&E Street: You don't have to sit down, but stop talking and don't move. //Glares At Kevin A Zhou Street: Kevin, this means you! Don't mess with stuff ether! Remember what I told you about twiddling your thumbs! First you go around, or if you want to make it really tricky, you can try and switch directions without touching your thumbs. //Later Street: Kevin! What did I tell you about messing with stuff? Kevin: This is my pencil. Street: Based on previous actions, I assumed that you were messing with something. Hmm. Someone's moving around and messing with stuff. Must be Kevin. We need to send someone to be in the audience for the Secretary of State. Kevini? Well he's smart, but... Student: Secret Service would be all over him. Street: He'll break something, and twelve guys'll jump on top of him. 'It was just my pencil!'

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Sept. 20, 2016, 5:18 p.m.

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Klein:...text support... Soumith: tech support? //class bursts into laughter Klein: Only in a class full of magnets would that be misheard...