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Oct. 8, 2012, 9:11 p.m.

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Pham: I tell [Teacher], "You need to be here! Yell at the kids, relieve the stress. At home, nobody to yell at. You get worse, you get sicker, then you die."

#4282

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Oct. 27, 2012, 2:54 p.m.

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//In Comp Gov Tom: Hey, wanna hear a joke? Bynum: Sure. Tom: So a polar bear walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a beer. //Class laughs reluctantly Bynum: ...okay, cool. //Bynum goes on teaching for 5 minutes. //Tom raises his hand. Bynum: Tom? Tom: And then the bear orders some nuts, and the bartender says, "Hey why the long pause?" And the polar bear says "I'm a beeeeeeaaaar!"

#4353

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Dec. 16, 2012, 7:25 p.m.

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Cullen: John why are you so dressed up today? Are you going to court? John: No, basketball //A minute later Max: He actually is going to court

#4359

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Dec. 18, 2012, 10:58 p.m.

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//Talking about the resonance structures of benzene molecules Eva: But benzene is a commie molecule - the electrons are shared equally between all the carbons.

#4597

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Oct. 1, 2013, 10:57 a.m.

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Freeman: Let's get some attendance up in this mofo!

#4655

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Nov. 15, 2013, 10:46 a.m.

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Rose: Daniel Amir, you're the most alien looking person in this room. Like if we had to pick the least human person, you'd probably get the most votes.

#4734

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Feb. 3, 2014, 1:14 p.m.

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Duval: Is that your Abercrombie bag back there, Gaby? Gaby: That's not mine. But I took a picture of it.

#5302

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Dec. 9, 2014, 9:24 p.m.

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//Klein is discussing a Finnish volleyball coach, whom he invited to a restaurant in thanks for coaching the volleyball team for a day. //When quoting the Finnish coach, Klein lowers his voice until it is very hefty and thick Mr. Klein: "Some of his statements were golden, though. Like when he was talking about inviting me to Finland, 'we'll visit the sauna, then we'll swim in the ice lake' because apparently he has an ice lake in his backyard 'and then we'll go back to the sauna, and back to the ice lake, and...' and I'm just like, 'dude, that'll give me a heart attack! And like, shock!' And he was like 'Hmm, yea. My 12-year-old daughter would probably fare better than you.' And I said, 'so you're saying that I'm as tough as a 12-year-old girl?' And he responded 'No, she's tougher.'"

#5345

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Jan. 5, 2015, 4:30 p.m.

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//Start of a new unit titled "My friends and family" Subayi: Repeat after me *goes through list of words while students repeats them* Now, here is how you conjugate to love at first sight. Student: How do you say "it was love at first sight?" Subayi: Why? You fell in love? *Writes how to say it on the board* Student: No, I just want to know, Subayi: Alright, go home and tell your mom this. I hope she slaps you with a shoe.

#5380

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Feb. 10, 2015, 1:58 p.m.

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//Pham is lecturing in Modsim about how people should be able to handle their projects. Mr. Pham: Guy, most of these project doable.