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#11208

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Nov. 21, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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Schwartz: Glitter gets everywhere. Once you are contaminated with glitter, you can't remove it. Schwartz: If I receive a card with glitter, I'll open it outside my house, and read it, and put it away outside my house. Andy: Let's all send Schwartz glitter cards! Schwartz: No. Andy: Glitter cards with spiders in them. Schwartz: Definitely no!

#11306

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Dec. 12, 2022, 12:03 a.m.

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Zachary Parsia: Expired condoms are useful...for making babies

#11332

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Dec. 19, 2022, 10:55 a.m.

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Andy: I won't make up Blairbash quotes of you out of the goodness of my heart. Zachary: You should embrace absurdism. Zachary: Life has no meaning. Zachary: Do whatever you want.

#11370

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Jan. 3, 2023, 5:22 p.m.

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Bramble: I'm going to do a scientifically inaccurate poll, which is my favourite kind.

#11459

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Jan. 24, 2023, 10:24 a.m.

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// Talking about schedule changes Erik: I don’t wanna take study hall for 4th next semester, took it last year and it was boring as hell. Erik: Didn’t even do shit in that class.

#11614

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Feb. 27, 2023, 2:56 p.m.

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Faye: What better way is there than incest?

#11679

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March 14, 2023, 1:14 p.m.

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Stein: Uriel, are you interested in becoming a fish farmer? Uriel: No... Stein: Who here is interested in fish farming? //Nikki tentatively raises her hand but no one else Stein: Nikki is interested in fish farming, and I can see why. Stein, to Uriel: I don't see why you aren't. It's very lucrative and you get to spend time with fish! Uriel: Then why aren't you a fish farmer, Mr. Stein? Stein: I only found out about it later in life. Uriel: It's never too late. Stein: Well, I'm retiring in four years. Maybe then I'll become a fish farmer.

#11876

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May 22, 2023, 1:41 p.m.

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// Macbeth Anderson: And now the murder... Anderson: I'm sorry for those who like gore, but all of this happens offstage. // Later Anderson: They are carrying bloody daggers. This is turning into a shitshow.

#11933

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June 5, 2023, 12:49 p.m.

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//English 6th period Goldberg Highsmith: Do you prefer the text or the audiobook? Leul: I prefer the audiobook because I don't want to burn calories reading. Annika: What the f**k? You can burn calories while reading?? Highsmith: Annika! Watch your language!

You burn 1 thousandth of a calorie by blinking. Assuming a 35 mins of reading and a blink rate of 22 blinks/min, Leul would burn 0.77 calories or 3.22 joules of energy //mod note: much more burned from turning pages or scrolling

working_out, english, reading, annika, leul, highsmith, goldberg

#11939

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June 6, 2023, 9:56 a.m.

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Kirk: Just as a recrap Kirk: did I just say re-crap?