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Feb. 25, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

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Teacher: So this guy that I was talking about was Jewish, but he didn't like that little "Shalom" I threw in, didn't call me a brother or anything. Ittai: I'm Jewish too!  That means I'm a part of the tribe. Teacher: I guess it does. //various students admit they're Jewish (some "half" but with jewish mothers) Teacher: The tribe's getting bigger these days...

#6094

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Nov. 14, 2016, 9:12 a.m.

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Richard: Hey Rohan look at this, it's pretty funny. Rohan (without looking): hahaha that is funny.

#9681

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Dec. 21, 2021, 4:47 p.m.

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//chaotic roberts anthology, december 21 "This is, like, a metaphorical bucket." "It's called a 'break' because you're supposed to take a break." "You know how you're stressed? Teachers are also stressed!" "Isn't that like, a little, mini, thing?" "It's okay to sleep. It's okay to eat." "This one, you could dance to. I mean, I don't know if you'd want to. But some people would want to."

#10815

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Sept. 15, 2022, 8:04 a.m.

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Bramble: Some people have a way with words. Bramble: And other people...

#11896

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May 24, 2023, 2:24 p.m.

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Mr. Kirk (ceramics 1): they're graduating, not going to the moon.

#12649

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Dec. 4, 2023, 11:10 p.m.

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Alem: its not gay if u want to get railed by spider punk

#12652

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Dec. 4, 2023, 11:12 p.m.

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ben: john, im not gonna let u get deported cuz u procrastinated on ur documents

#12656

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Dec. 4, 2023, 11:15 p.m.

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gus: i could choose to have straight friends

#13026

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Feb. 9, 2024, 3:58 p.m.

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Schwartz: You could write [the closure of a set S] as "S∪∂S". Student: Sus! Schwartz: No, it's "suds"! Andy: Sudhish?

#13038

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Feb. 11, 2024, 5:05 p.m.

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Me: Why isn't there an RM bash? RM Kid: Because we aren't that weird.