#8015

1725

March 15, 2019, 12:58 p.m.

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//2 students are watching something on a phone Duval: What are you guys watching? Students: A sad video Duval: So, the news?

#8114

1725

April 15, 2019, 10:27 a.m.

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//Aiesha and David are discussing amount of work done on Chem R&E presentation Aiesha: You should work on the presentation! David: I did the bibliography! Aiesha: Good job. You copy-and-pasted. David: No, I changed the font!!

#8483

1725

Feb. 3, 2020, 1:56 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein preparing for his play Stein: Then there's a third character, called the outlier. Anika: The freak.

#13263

1725

April 5, 2024, 11:46 a.m.

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Ziyad: what does it mean to munt your mom?

#2178

913

Sept. 22, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Teacher: What do you lose if you go to UMD and then Princeton graduate school? Andy Gilbert: negative $40,000

#3662

913

Oct. 12, 2011, 3:42 p.m.

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Lodal: The PSATs have sucked away my will to live.

#3823

913

Dec. 1, 2011, 7:44 p.m.

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Lodal: Yeah, this English guy came up with this theory. This Scottish guy... Patrick Shan: When he wasn't drunk. Lodal: Came up with this theory.

#5226

913

Oct. 18, 2014, 10:20 p.m.

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//pd. 3 Pre-Calc C; there was a total lunar eclipse on October 8, 2014 Rose: Oh yeah, so there was supposed to be a really cool lunar eclipse thing last night slash this morning. Did anyone actually get up and see it? Nick Healey: Oh yeah, I did. It was pretty cool. Rose: Oh yeah? Did you take a picture? Nick: No... Rose: What? That's useless then. Did anyone else see it but actually take a picture? Class: * general murmurs of no * Sydney (seriously): Wait, it was this morning? Ew, I already get up early enough every day, why would I get up extra early just to see something that I can just Google on my phone in like two seconds? That's dumb. Rose: * stares * That is the single saddest thing I have heard all day.

#5665

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Nov. 25, 2015, 4:47 p.m.

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//Lin alg during bell problems //Schwartz is lecturing when the bell rings Schwartz: Thank you all, see you next class, and have a great Thanksgiving! //Arnold Mong leaves the room Schwartz: What no, come back //Arnold Mong returns //Lecture continues //Bell rings Schwartz: Hello everyone, welcome to class, today we'll be having a quiz and-- Announcement: Pardon the interruption, we are having some trouble with the bells this morning, obviously-- //Pause Schwartz: Is that all? Student: Obviously-- //Bell rings Announcement: Obviously if you hear the bell at any odd times, please ignore it unless it follows today's schedule. Today is a regular even day. Thank you.

#6795

913

Oct. 18, 2017, 5:08 p.m.

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//talking about bandsaws Street: They're really good at cutting through dead hunks of bodies ... //menacing grin Street: ... or live ones.