#3908

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Jan. 24, 2012, 6:51 p.m.

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//In Pundzak's class, discussing instances of being judged based on appearances. Jacob: I'm often objectified by women because of my sex appeal. I always have to be like; "Ladies! My eyes are up here!"

#4372

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Jan. 2, 2013, 6:05 p.m.

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Ethan: Wow, this is really heavy. What is it? Mr. Street: That's lead. Ethan: OMG, I'M GONNA DIE! //Ethan runs to wash his hands Mr. Street: What the heck are you doing? Ethan: Isn't that stuff like super poisonous? Mr. Street: Well, yeah, ... //Mr. Street goes off on rant about how you can get lead poisoning Ethan: But what if I just licked a big block of lead? Mr. Street: Then you're an idiot and you deserve to die.  It's called natural selection, like being the slowest antelope.

#8020

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March 19, 2019, 10:02 a.m.

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Gonzalez: I dated myself

#8027

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March 22, 2019, 7:49 a.m.

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Gonzalez: Bad news- Today I had pizza for breakfast. And then I dropped it in a storm drain. Now I do not have pizza.

#8172

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May 17, 2019, 10:03 a.m.

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Gonzalez: A lot of my childhood subconscious is my sister yelling at me

#8260

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Sept. 3, 2019, 1:38 p.m.

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//First day of school, Stein is going over the assigned seats Stein: "Yuyu Yang"... Stein: You know, I really admire the number of Y's in your name Stein: I really like the letter Y

#8401

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Nov. 26, 2019, 8:13 a.m.

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//google search for William Rose net worth The estimated Net Worth of William Rose is at least $4.7 Million dollars as of 15 July 2005. Mr. Rose owns over 20,666 units of Reata Pharmaceuticals stock worth over $4,433,890 and over the last 16 years he sold RETA stock worth over $0.

#8973

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Feb. 2, 2021, 2:19 p.m.

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// student is looking forward to more "cool group discussions" Cirincione: Cool? ALL discussions in this class are cool. Cirincione: ...Right?

#9544

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Dec. 8, 2021, 8:42 a.m.

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// gibb period 1 ap nsl gibb: (in a serious voice) "this candidate is the most terrible person in the world. they are friends with satan and have posters of hitler in their bedroom. this ad paid for by: the other candidate"

#13577

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March 21, 2025, 7:22 p.m.

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Smolen: “HOMOSEXUAL! HOMOSEXUAL! HOMOSEXUAL! HOMOSEXUAL!” later the pit goes quiet for comments Smolen: “Okay guys homosexual let’s go” … Smolen: One and two and homosexual threeeee