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#9413

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Nov. 19, 2021, 6:45 p.m.

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// 8th pd Bio Isak: *jamming two wooden sticks in the gas valve* Armand: Isak! What are you doing?!? Why do you love jamming sticks in small holes?!? Sean: *starts giggling profusely* Armand: No, not like that!

#8209

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June 4, 2019, 11:32 a.m.

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John: “Selling Intel Pentium G4560 $60 Gigabyte b250m-ds3h $30. Meet during 5th period lunch cash only. Someone actually buy this.”

This is not a joke

#8019

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March 17, 2019, 12:23 p.m.

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Carlos: So my philosophy on sexuality is like...okay so imagine a chef who loves steak. You know, I'd rather eat the steak, but if I see a steamy vegetable, hell...I'm gonna eat the steamy vegetable

carlos dating

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March 5, 2014, 11:49 a.m.

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//Pham walks into R/E Street: So students, in what order will we test our trebuchets? Pham: Random! Street: So you want to do them randomly. Pham squeals with joy: Yes! //And we did them randomly.

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April 6, 2014, 6:07 p.m.

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Kaluta: If I hear you guys talking about brown people again you're all getting E's

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Oct. 15, 2015, 4:36 p.m.

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//Robotics meeting, Electronics Subteam //designing practice boards in two groups; one group has finished and waiting for the other //waiting group is doodling on the design Kusal: why are you letting them draw on the board? Bronte: We're board

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Sept. 11, 2017, 5:40 p.m.

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Talking about one dimensional motion Schafer: You could be going in a negative direction with negative acceleration and you would be speeding up. //applause //Alan dabs Schafer: ...Did you just dab? //Alan nods Schafer: That was not dab-worthy. //laughter

Best possible moment to dab is when explaining simple physics concepts.

alan, schafer, physics

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Feb. 5, 2018, 8:20 p.m.

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//talking about how to make soap Pham: You know what they use in soap? They used to use animal fat. You know? McDonald's, Burger King, Chinese restaurant... Class: Chinese restaurant?! *snickers*

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Nov. 2, 2021, 7:03 p.m.

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// Online school and Piper's last year of teaching, almost all of us took ADSA to get away from Piper Piper: You thought you could escape me huh? I know what you guys are thinking. Muahahahahahaha!

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Dec. 3, 2021, 8:11 a.m.

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//PD2 ADSA //Kyei and Isak have been arguing about what the worst color is Mr. Kyei: I think the worst color is actually orange. //Orange was Isak's answer for his favorite color Isak: What do you mean?! I'll show you why orange is the best color. Mr. Kyei: How are you gonna show me? //Isak puts image of orange on the Nearpod Mr. Kyei: ...that looks like it's red. Just admit you like red, man, it's not a big deal. //Like 20 seconds later Jackie: That's an ugly shade of orange. Isak: Okay, shut up, Jackie. *everyone is laughing at this point*