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June 4, 2019, 11:32 a.m.

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John: “Selling Intel Pentium G4560 $60 Gigabyte b250m-ds3h $30. Meet during 5th period lunch cash only. Someone actually buy this.”

#8019

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March 17, 2019, 12:23 p.m.

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Carlos: So my philosophy on sexuality is like...okay so imagine a chef who loves steak. You know, I'd rather eat the steak, but if I see a steamy vegetable, hell...I'm gonna eat the steamy vegetable

#4791

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March 5, 2014, 11:49 a.m.

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//Pham walks into R/E Street: So students, in what order will we test our trebuchets? Pham: Random! Street: So you want to do them randomly. Pham squeals with joy: Yes! //And we did them randomly.

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April 6, 2014, 6:07 p.m.

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Kaluta: If I hear you guys talking about brown people again you're all getting E's

#5583

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Oct. 15, 2015, 4:36 p.m.

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//Robotics meeting, Electronics Subteam //designing practice boards in two groups; one group has finished and waiting for the other //waiting group is doodling on the design Kusal: why are you letting them draw on the board? Bronte: We're board

#6575

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Sept. 11, 2017, 5:40 p.m.

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Talking about one dimensional motion Schafer: You could be going in a negative direction with negative acceleration and you would be speeding up. //applause //Alan dabs Schafer: ...Did you just dab? //Alan nods Schafer: That was not dab-worthy. //laughter

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Feb. 5, 2018, 8:20 p.m.

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//talking about how to make soap Pham: You know what they use in soap? They used to use animal fat. You know? McDonald's, Burger King, Chinese restaurant... Class: Chinese restaurant?! *snickers*

#9256

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Nov. 2, 2021, 7:03 p.m.

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// Online school and Piper's last year of teaching, almost all of us took ADSA to get away from Piper Piper: You thought you could escape me huh? I know what you guys are thinking. Muahahahahahaha!

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Dec. 3, 2021, 8:11 a.m.

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//PD2 ADSA //Kyei and Isak have been arguing about what the worst color is Mr. Kyei: I think the worst color is actually orange. //Orange was Isak's answer for his favorite color Isak: What do you mean?! I'll show you why orange is the best color. Mr. Kyei: How are you gonna show me? //Isak puts image of orange on the Nearpod Mr. Kyei: ...that looks like it's red. Just admit you like red, man, it's not a big deal. //Like 20 seconds later Jackie: That's an ugly shade of orange. Isak: Okay, shut up, Jackie. *everyone is laughing at this point*

#10412

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April 4, 2022, 4:06 p.m.

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pov schwartz teaching: "GOOD NEWS we get more opportunities to practice our series convergence tests" "BAD NEWS not every problem is doubled, oh well" "the basic comparison test, or the direct comparison test if you'd like to be a HEATHEN" "and that was an amusing plan, but a terrible one" "and this is fine, L = L/4, no problem, L = 0, NOTHING WRONG HERE" "be convinced here, stop me if you're not" *keeps going through proof* "nobody writes jokes in base 13" "there are no numbers other than zero, math is a joke, class is over" *continues teaching anyway* "CONCEPTUALLYYYYYY" five minutes before the bell rings: "WEGOT5MINUTESLETSLEARNTHEENTIRERESTOFTHEUNIT"