#7528

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June 10, 2018, 9:45 a.m.

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//Carlos Max and Noam are half asleep at 3 am, talking about girls Noam: So Carlos, why are your tastes so weird? Carlos: Have you ever seen Ratatouille? Max: What does that have to do with anything? Carlos: So like, the rat cooks something disgusting for a critic, and the critic starts crying cause it reminded him of his family. I'm like the food critic, only weird. Noam: Wait, what?

#7826

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Jan. 3, 2019, 8:24 a.m.

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Sloe: Can you explain a few things to us? They're all confused. Ostrander: They're tenth graders, they should all be confused --- Sloe: Are we hiring more security guards? Ostrander: No. Ostrander: Why would we need them? Our students are all well behaved...

#7941

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Feb. 14, 2019, 10:59 a.m.

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Hannah: Mr. Kaluta, do you want the tea? Kaluta: Do I want the... what?

#11996

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June 15, 2023, 7:51 a.m.

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// Final writing assignment Anderson: To help you guys with this final writing assignment...you can have chips. *Dumps giant pile of chips on the table* Anderson: As we all know, there's nothing better for your brain than junk food. Andy: Can I interest you in some of Deez Utz?

#6411

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May 8, 2017, 9:02 a.m.

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//Katheryn had her hood up and wrapped around her head Nick: Katheryn you look like a grandmother. Katheryn: I've been waiting for my husband to return from the war. Nick and Kristi: What would Reynald be at war with? Katheryn: Dietitians.

#2287

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Oct. 5, 2010, 5:55 a.m.

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Student: Why do you always try to get the quotes changed on Blairbash? Me: Because they have to be correct. Student: Why do you care so much? Me: Because Blairbash is my LIFE, its ALL I care about!!! Student: Mr. Templin, he needs HELP!

#7621

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Sept. 29, 2018, 9:17 p.m.

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//9th period Earth and Space Science with Lodal, it's Thursday, the fall pep rally is tomorrow, on Friday Lodal: ... And then, after the pep rally, you all just come to 9th period here Someone: theoretically Lodal: no... Lodal: not theoretically Lodal: actually

#10333

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March 23, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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// AP bio prep Jackie: Sickle cell disease. Jerry Song: SCD! Andy: STD? Jerry Song: No, SCD! That's cause you have an STD! // Later Jerry Song: Your mom is an alpha male! Andy: That's going straight into Blairbash! Jerry Song: Your mom is in Blairbash! Oh wait it won't fit! // Later Jackie: I know what fruit is! I'm so smart!

#1807

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April 20, 2010, 7:59 p.m.

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Abby: Danny's elbow keeps stalking me.

#5193

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Sept. 22, 2014, 9:03 p.m.

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//Richard Kong arrives at fifth period lunch Bronte: Feducia! Josephine: Feducia! Bronte and Josephine: Feducia, Feducia, Feducia! Richard/Feducia: *shakes head*