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Sept. 25, 2009, 2:54 p.m.

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//as activity buses are about to leave Shirley: Tell us a story! Mr. O-O-Ostrander: Go get on your bus. They leave in 30 seconds. Shirley: Tell us a short story! Mr. O-O-O: All my stories are long stories. Shirley: Tell us a 20-second story! Mr. O-O-O: [thinks] Once, I caught a fish. It was _this_ big. [indicates with hands]

#583

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Oct. 2, 2009, 10:35 a.m.

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//a student walks into Whitacre's room with a stack of college rec forms Jacob: Whoa, how many colleges are you applying to? Twenty? Whitacre: You know only one will accept you. *starts flipping through them* Where's that one for 7-11...

#585

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Oct. 2, 2009, 11:06 a.m.

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//walks into the sysop room Conway: Why's it so hot in here? Jacob: *looks at thermometer* It's only 94 degrees, 11 degrees colder than it was a few minutes ago. Roger: Yeah, it's like winter in here.

#615

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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//Whitacre is reading choices from a quiz on religious views Whitacre: Mine is the only true religion. Steven: I will stone you! Whitacre: Spoken like a true bigot.

#629

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Oct. 11, 2009, 5 p.m.

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*Stein's phone rings in class* Stein: It's Mr. Pham. He wants to know if I want noodles and chicken.

#631

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Oct. 11, 2009, 7:55 p.m.

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Schafer: "So here we have a graph relating the frequency to the kinetic energy of the electron. Now, what do we see here that's important?" <silence> Schafer: "Come on, what's the most important thing when looking at a physics graph?" Alex C.: "The background color!' Schafer: "Thats great, go touch the greenhouse door"

#643

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:09 a.m.

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Whitacre: You could be happy with a lot of people, you just happened to meet that one first. True love, there is no such thing. So why're you giving candy away? I got a list of people. Next one, move! I'm on a schedule here.

#653

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Oct. 12, 2009, 7:07 p.m.

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Stein: See, Newton just used his genius on that apple. In the morning, it hit him on the head, and we had gravity. Then he heated it up for lunch, and we had calculus.

#688

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:47 p.m.

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Whitacre: Who needs philosophy? You live, you die, you live, you die, maybe you pass on genetic material, maybe not!

#694

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:57 p.m.

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//talking about foreign diplomacy Whitacre: China doesn't need missiles. They don't need a kill button, they can just go "Here's the bill!"