#13371

55

May 10, 2024, 1:45 p.m.

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// Complex presentation Stephen: We are not on an archipelago. We are on the top of flooded mountains.

#13370

88

May 10, 2024, 11:21 a.m.

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// At lunch Sarita: I'm sorry if me committing to the bit costs your life, but that's just the sacrifice you have to make in comedy

#13369

1741

May 10, 2024, 11:11 a.m.

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Eric Shi: You weren't watching! Jason Yao: I was watching more than you! Did you see God? Eric: No shit I saw God! Jason: Did you see the cow? Eric: Of course I saw the cow! Did you see the guy? Jason: ...no? Eric: How could you? The guy is so important! Jason: They look the fucking same! I can't tell them apart! Eric: (gasps audibly) That's racist.

#13368

1212

May 9, 2024, 1:37 p.m.

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James Attis: milk is not natural! James: you have to touch a cow in weird places to get it

#13367

88

May 9, 2024, 11:44 a.m.

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Smolen: "When was the last time you guys felt joy?" // Class bursts into laughter. Smolen: "Don't say when you were seven years old." Student: "Eight years old." Smolen: "That's... slightly better." // The conversation devolves into awkwardness for a bit before Smolen got us back on track.

#13366

44

May 9, 2024, 8:55 a.m.

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Ms. Patel: What are the things I have to search over break? Ms. Patel: The size of Paris...If people evolved to live in the catacombs Ms. Patel: Both are in France--I feel like one is significantly more important

#13365

11

May 9, 2024, 8:27 a.m.

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Raine: I always look good dead, evil... hmm... what's a third one Katie, pulling up another photo: One Direction

#13364

66

May 9, 2024, 8:26 a.m.

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Katie: Now it's happy Katie: You just have to torture it a little bit

#13363

2123

May 9, 2024, 8:19 a.m.

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Avika: [Rose] is a walking hyperbola

#13361

-511

May 8, 2024, 12:27 p.m.

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jordan curve theorem? more like ME curve theorem