#9481

1012

Dec. 2, 2021, 1:46 p.m.

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// Ask a biologist presentation, Colby just gave a presentation about a disease that causes constant diarrhea Duval: Imagine if you had a condition that caused that or took a drug with that side effect. Andy: Side effects may include nausea, headaches, vomiting- Duval: SUDDEN DEATH.

#9480

2525

Dec. 2, 2021, 12:29 p.m.

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// Last minute rehearsal before concert Roberts: I did not sleep very early last night. Class: When did you go to bed? Roberts: Uh...11:30? *Entire class breaks down in hysterical laughter*

#9479

2323

Dec. 2, 2021, 12:05 p.m.

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Gabaree: I need more pens but I don't have any because of the supply chain issues! Gabaree: You can just blame everything on the supply chain. Gabaree: Why were you late to school? Supply chain. Gabaree: Why'd you fail your test? Oh, you know, supply chain.

#9478

113

Dec. 2, 2021, 10:04 a.m.

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//Two minutes after 9477 //Subayi takes out the students phone and starts playing the music, totally jamming to it, nodding his head and actually dancing. He plays it for like 30 seconds. Subayi: Turn that crap off!

#9477

-19

Dec. 2, 2021, 9:55 a.m.

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//This student always has his music playing really loudly through earbuds. Subayi asked him to stop like 5 minutes ago Subayi: You must really like this song, to be playing it so loudly. Turn it down. // 30 seconds later Subayi: [Student], I can still hear it. Turn it down. Student: But it's literally at the second lowest volume level. // Student turns it down again Subayi: Finally, I can't hear it anymore Other Student: I can still hear it // Another 30 seconds pass Subayi: I CAN STILL HEAR IT!!! // Student turns it down yet again Subayi: Thank god that awful noise is out of my ears now.

#9476

3739

Dec. 2, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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in adsa, talking about the urinal rule in mens bathrooms kyei: "diego wants to be a supervillian. diego literally wants to be a supervillian. i already know what diego would do. if there was 3 open urinals, diego would literally choose the middle one."

#9475

620

Dec. 1, 2021, 8:54 p.m.

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//PD2 ADSA //The QOTD is "What is your favorite ice cream flavor?" Alexei: *answers with "mr kyei"* Mr. Kyei: What does that even mean? Jerry Song: Chocolate. //Mr. Kyei pauses Mr. Kyei: Why is that?

#9474

1315

Dec. 1, 2021, 7:57 p.m.

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// pd. 6 rose, learning about limits // up on the board is a function such that half of its values approach 1 and the the other half approach -1 rose: what if i were to say the limit of this function is 1? i say so because i can get as close to as 1 as you want. rose: now one of you has to prove me wrong. mandy: *raises her hand* rose: mandy! destroy me!! mandy: you can get as close to 1, but i can also get as close to -1. rose: mandy just just fought my wishy-washy logic with more wishy-washy logic.

#9473

3838

Dec. 1, 2021, 5 p.m.

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// rao period 9 Diego: As my abuelo used to say, "If you're cold, you're dead; if you're cool, you're halfway there"

#9472

911

Dec. 1, 2021, 2:09 p.m.

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//8th pd rose argument about limits rose: i gave you some really wishy washy crap rose: i don’t even remember what my crap was. *pauses* rose: and madeline basically just also gave you some wishy washy crap so now we’re gonna do it the not weird way